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Raw Vegan Lemon Bars

I followed This Rawsome Vegan Life’s recipe originally, but tweaked it a bit and improvised! Here’s my take on the recipe: 

Crust:

¾ cup oats

¾ cup coconut flakes

5 dates, pitted

¼ cup maple syrup 

Lemon Custard:

1/3 cup coconut oil, melted

¼ cup maple syrup

½ cup coconut flakes

2 bananas

Juice of 1 lemon

Pulse the oats and coconut flakes in a food processor until they become a rough flour. Add the dates and process a bit more. While the machine is running, drizzle in the maple syrup. The dough should stick together at this point. Press into the bottom of a square baking pan and set aside.

To make the lemon custard: blend all the ingredients until smooth. Spread evenly over the crust and put in the freezer for 4 hours, or until set. Cut into squares and enjoy!

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omG. i LOVE lemon!

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