His knees gave in near the top 😂

Lmfaoooooooooooo

Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish​ made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish​ replied ‘not for long’

Yeah. That. 

@i-am-a-fish

did you take his knees ovo

another day another knee

here is an extremely high resolution picture of a mole

tch. yeah right. sure it is. *clicks link* w ooooo aa aAa AahAHhaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *skin blasts off of face to reveal skeleton wearing sunglasses* this post really delivers 

Men really think that women’s liberation is about whether or not we let them view our bodies lmao

all of the east coast right now

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

this is a hate crime

white hulk

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

I found the funniest reply to this

so my dad is a college professor and he just got alerted recently that in an effort to go “paperless,” the faculty is having their printers taken away. My dad decided to take this opportunity and… create a meme? So he goes proudly up to me and tells me “I created a meme!!!” and lo and behold…

my dad’s first meme

he was so proud of it and he emailed it individually to other faculty and nobody gave him any acknowledgement, he came into my room all sad. pls share to give my father the meme support he deserves

I’m

baby?

lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps

cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism

Two souls of the damned being punished to an eternity of torture.

Second Circle of Hell