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@colombianascots

hey. my name's meghan and I watch way too many cartoons

Hey, I know times are rough and scary for everyone, and a lot of us might be housebound for a while, so I’m making this small Baby Yoda coloring book for you for free for personal use.

i’ll try and upload a page per day for the next 10 days to the best of my ability, though I might have to skip a day. But once I have the 10 pages done, i’ll collect them all in an A4 sized pdf that you can download in full.

In the meantime, feel free to also download these individual pages and share them with whoever might need some passtime.

Page 2 of Baby Yoda eating everything. I’m threading these here and on Twitter so all of the images are easier to find

Page 3 of Baby Yoda eating soap

Page 4. Halloween. Of course. And porgs.

Page 5. It’s a pizza party

Page 6, noodles and soup!

Page 7, donuts, sugar and Bea Arthur

Page 8, circus time!

Page 9, coffee!!

Page 10, Happy birthday, lil dude!

making a silly surreal-style-humor post

100s of notes: fine, it's just being shared between your mutuals and their followers. no unnecessary comments

1000s of notes: a couple of annoying comments here and there, like "uhh you okay op?" but mostly tolerable

10000s of notes or more: "hey op what the fuck does this mean? hey op genuine question i think god sent this to you as some sort of prophecy?? jjdjjfkfkfjk holy SHIT am i having a stroke or something?! because i think this post just SHATTERED my kneecaps i'm literally quaking and shaking rn omg... this is so scary hello????? did somebody bring nightblogging back when i wasn't looking"

I can’t decide what’s better: elves being a tricked-out version of humans, or the races having similar appearances but completely different physiologies.

An elf goes to a human hospital and the doctors are like holy fuck. You broke our blood typing machine.

“Sir, the results are in, and technically you are a fungus.”

Kakashi: Naruto I understand your frustration but I'm gonna need you to calm the fuck down

Naruto: *Punches table* BUT HOW CAN BIRTHDAY CAKE BE A FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

A cat waking up from surgery

I am losing my shit

everyone trying to get me in the uber

My cat Nosse had tooth surgery, and had a very strong reaction to the drugs given so he was high as a kite for a lot longer than expected. Apparently he was so desperately cuddly for people that they put him around the neck of one of the nurses doing paperwork, and he just hung there for an hour, purring like a chainsaw, drooling on her shoulder.

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And this is tiktok we need

75% of the time if something is paywalled, fucking around in developer mode looking for a link to the real thing or finding and deleting the content blocker works like a charm

also if ur lazy like me or just straight up cant figure out how to do this without deleting 90% of the page  theres this extention called Poper Blocker which not only.. blocks popups. but also has this thing called “Remove Overlay” when u right click which works a good 99% of the time in my experience in getting rid of paywalls.

Quick note: this method should work on a lot of websites, but it does not work on Chegg. I know this because I've looked into it myself--turns out Chegg doesn't actually have the answer on the webpage at all if you visit a page with an answer on it while not logged in. Instead, they load a stock "answer text blurred" image in its place. It's not even an image of the actual answer, it's the same blurred text image on every page. So yeah, Chegg is bullshit and I hate it. On another note, here's a link to a subreddit where you can get unlocks for Chegg answers as well as other predatory "class/homework help" websites that leech money out of poor and desperate college students like CourseHero. https://www.reddit.com/r/CheggAnswers/

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

This is too fucking great to not reblog

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I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

🤣🤣

LMAOOOOOO

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

the struggles of the zillennials 

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

FUCK. HEAT.