Gluten Free Bastard

target spotted

you are free to engage

forehead kiss in bound

Thank you…

I don’t put my mental disorders in my bio since as I writer I believe in the principle of SHOW don’t TELL. And boy do I go on this site every day and show.

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

For reference

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

Rum & The Eyeless One

my grandmas dawg

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

im getting sick of this.

well…darn

like to charge reblog to cast financial ruin of the AI industry 🔮

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

Doing some research on a couple of specimens

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

figured youd all appreciate my friend's shirt

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

if you are not capable of acknowledging that many trans men experience misogyny then i dont think you have a very good understanding of misogyny or transphobia

Same bullshit, different year

Some of you are not faggots you are just gay