I’ve been waiting all year

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

look at these awkward first movie promo pics what the fuck

If I ever meet Daniel Radcliffe, these are the pictures I will have him sign.

matching icons for you + your friends

Brexit

my daddy kink

me: can i have 100 million? im going out for dinner bill gates, as my actual dad: only 100 million? lol! here’s 1 billion son

he’s in the dog zone

boys: girls only care about make up and selfies

girl: meme

boys: holy moly!!!!!!!!

choke me and call me pretty

ma'am,

she doesn’t deserve this 

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

IM LAUGHING

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

bERNIE BETTER WIN

omg no pls

He’s mad for all the memes we’ve made.

And what authority does this fuckwad have?

this is the worst post ive ever seen please pluck out my eyeballs

holy god

im the girl who wants to know

LMFAOOOO

Lmaoooooooooooooooo

I can be your angel or your devil

“i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat”

“i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work”

“no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy”

“i can’t-”