Meow

Some may think this is cruel. But without regular culling, zucchini herds will rapidly overpopulate, outcompeting other vegetables and becoming a danger to humans, whose cars and doorsteps will be rapidly overrun.

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

Me pretending I wasn’t bawling my eyes out

Cassandra Peterson as Elvira ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) dir. James Signorelli

im literally canadian . Lord forgive me but im back on my bootydiaries bs

telepathy, but make it more abstract

I've tried QIWI wallet for commissioner's payments, but it didn't work. I tried boosty and god bless it work! I am happy to say I finally come back! The first commission after a long rest. Actually, it wasn't rest. It was a hard work as an animation clean up superviser, but... nevermind! Commission for https://www.deviantart.com/maiwenn and https://www.deviantart.com/giz-art

Get fuckin wrecked

My left and right hands right now

calm down man

< chris richard . danilo ricci >

Im laughing my ass off. 

Crying cause it really be this way 😭

He wants some bread… 🥖🥐 Twitter I Instagram

[ID: A digital drawing of the front of a bakery, a small dragon sits outside on the front steps staring up into the window. Outside it’s dark and raining, the light from the bakery is warm orange, the window full of shelves of bread. The bakery is called “Indigo’s”, and on the window reads “bakery cafe”. /End ID]

[Image description: The same dragon now lays on a pile of bread with some chunks torn out of them, fast asleep in the backroom of the bakery, near some sort of fire with the racks of different kinds of bread all around the storage area. They are safe and full. Description on post reads, “He got his bread.” End ID]

Oh thank god

HE GOT HIS BREAD