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@cole-slaww

My body knows that when I’m asleep, I’m basically dead for like 8 hours. And that’s not only terrifying but wasteful
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Before I did a read through of 9/16 of the RotE books, I tried to write out what I could remember from when I read the first two books and part of book 3 several years before. Here are some highlights from that:

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Of course it's the pink shirt that saves the day

and Gohan your father spent a whole full solid 3 years- 1096 days with that man in a room with literally nothing but a bedroom, kitchen, and a bathroom in it

Amber: Oh wow, you're like the hottest mess in Bingtown and completely doomed. Fully out of your depth. Not a chance you'll succeed.

Althea: 😡

Amber, fanning herself: You misunderstand me. I'm super into that, bestie. Let's make a friendship bracelet.

ever been stuck on a work trip as a third wheel to a foreign twink and his furry boyfriend with anger issues, all the while they are busy performing some weird-ass master-servant roleplay?