Saint Kate’s Martyrdom

whenever carry on my wayward son comes on the radio I feel like I’m in a hostage situation

"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

"i love the fly, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who got lucky this time

This is the only day you can reblog this

If Tumblr goes down here's my home address

Thanks Microsoft

yeah i'm a dream girl. your worst fucking nightmare actually

saw v is objectively the funniest bc imagine if you were gonna kill ur sisters abuser/murderer so you copied the methods of a known serial killer so you wouldnt be suspected but then that serial killer kidnaps you and is all 'dude are you kidding me? that trap was shit. you're shit. people are going to think i built that!? if you're going to copy me at least do it right. fucking blunt ass pendulum? fuck me. come on, let me teach u how to do this properly. this is so fucking embarrassing.' and now ur his apprentice

10 years from now chemmies (new name for mychem fans to appeal to the younger generation and british fans) will still be speculating about a new album and a documentary. ls dunes will have won a grammy and mikey way will have faked his death to retire from public life (he is still sighted in disneyland with his wife and kids regularly). gerard will come out as bisexual and walk it back a la misha collins and they will make a tv show together about progressive identities and allyship. ray toro will make a post about being "in the studio" and everyone is SO SURE it means an album THIS TIME but it's just a 6 hour flute noises meditation tape. it breaks the billboard top 100.

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

my last 2 brain cells