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but cold as a slab

@coldasaslab

stupid do not read
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I AM BACK

but I remember nothing. If we’re mutuals, please remind me your name and any other social handles

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Also I got high and sat front row and took pictures because idek!!!

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reblogged

that pippin revival like really happened huh

Did it though?

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Hi tumblr. I may not be around much anymore, but don't worry, I'm just as bad as I used to be

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hey tumblr! Sorry I disappeared but I’m too busy being broke and hating everything! 

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my lord i had forgott the Fart

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

This is from John Aubrey’s Brief Lives, basically a gossip mag from the 1600s. It’s great.

thank you very much that sounds very interesting its been added to the list

welp i farted, gotta roam the country side for seven years

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I'm hungover as fuck but I managed to wake up looking pretty good? Also my dog is desperate for a walk