"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue
girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return
She’s a 10 but relates to everything Franz Kafka and Fyodor Dostoyevsky have ever said
i think furniture legs should be carved into little animal feet again. i think that would solve a lot of problems.
I have a beautiful, protective, invisible force field around me like a giant pearl

