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@coffeenpills218

was coffeenpills38 , active feb 2021
TW ed, depression, bpd, all that good shit
18 | h:165 | hw: 58 | sw:52 | cw:53 | gw:47 | gw2:45 | gw3: 42 | ugw:38 | lw:42

someone: i haven’t eaten ALL DAY!!

my ed: ah fuck, they win. you have to beat them. dont eat for two days. you have to be the best. you gotta-

things I don’t vibe with
  • calories
  • gum that contains sugar
  • non-diet sodas
  • gaining weight
  • people trying to cure me
  • tea with calories
  • tumblr deleting Ed-blogs
  • either not being able to take a shit or having diarrhea because of laxatives
  • people telling me starving myself isn’t healthy (the goal is skinny so shut the f up)
  • not knowing if toothpaste had goddamn calories
  • my doctor telling me I’m dying lol
  • “low calorie” protein bars with 300 calories
  • people relating to my eating-disordered behaviors (AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHRRRR)
  • not being able to hide food and having to hide it in the weirdest places
  • food labels being hard af to find so you have to stare at a package for so long while grocery shopping
  • people asking for weight loss tips
  • picking a size when body dysmorphia is telling you that you need a XXL
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soulofarat

THIS IS A SWEET POTATO PSA, LISTEN UP

Everyone sleeping on sweet potatoes??? Put down your useless unsatisfying overpriced fiber one bar and consider these bad boys

Not only are they delicious but they’re also:

  • only ~106-112 cals EACH
  • Orange 🤯
  • Your wallet will thank you because they’re like $1 per pound (about 3 in a pound!! Wendy’s 4 for 4 is officially canceled sorry Wendy🔪)
  • full of that sexy sexy fiber 👀
  • Fiber keeps you fuller for longer🥔🥔
  • Also full of potassium??? They have the range 💅🏽
  • On top of that if you have 0 energy to cook guess WHAT all you gotta do with these sweet little guys is stab em 5 times with a fork and microwave for 5-6 minutes

THATS A FAST ASS MEAL! Then they come out lookin like this yonic mf😩😩💦💦🥔 💯 😜💯 💦

You can eat it plain like a basic bitch, follow your heart it’s delicious by itself baby maybe throw some spices and mash it, you’re the master of your own ship😔✊🏼

Or you can be a giant slut like me and top it with GUACAMOLE or EGGS or BEANS or A COMBO🥵🥵

Moral of the story: I eat sweet potatoes like every day and you should too

They give you nutrients you need to avoid deficiencies while also allowing for dieting! No anxiety needed! They’re cheap!!

And they’re available EVERYWHERE

if you can’t find a sweet potato I will literally mail you one from my house I’m not fucking around that’s a goddamn threat

STOP SLEEPING ON SWEET POTATOES!!! Send me a pic of your sweet potato meal and I will post it and tag you so I can have more ideas!!

I’ll probs be posting sweet potato recipes soon enough y’all but until then I believe in you! Stay safe and stay healthy!🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔