If a girl ever pulled me in by my belt loops for a kiss I will ascend

brown eyes are heartmeltingly pretty pass it on

and then you stop wanting what you’ve always wanted

Like obviously i sympathize greatly w women who are in loveless, unhappy relationships but on the other hand its rly hard to swallow my words when said women project all their disatisfactions and flaws with their relationships onto me and other wlw as if we “have it so easy” by not being attracted to men

For instance, a real conversation i recently had with a straight woman:

Her: youre so lucky you dont have to worry about your girlfriend cheating on you

Me: i mean…i dont worry about that…bc i know she would never…do you worry about your husband cheating?

Her, laughing: of course! Everyone knows men are likely to cheat, especially with jobs like ours (shes a flight attendant, he’s a pilot)

Me: i mean…if he is a good husband then you should be able to trust him not to cheat on you, just as he trusts you not to

Her: …wym

Me: ….cheating shouldnt be an expected cornerstone of any relationship, noelle

you will never regret being a better person

when you’re spooning and she starts grinding on you ugh

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

if u give me a cute nickname I’ll give u my heart

we need to put all the money in the whole world in one paypal account and delete the account and then start again

if you not goofy we not compatible

mood: wanna move to another city and start a new life

anyways. When can I start screaming

yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

i only understand like 9% of life

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!

Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you’re making today.

bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making