Copia: *wondering into the ghoul common room, holding Biscuit the rat* hey guys! Who’s ready for game nig-*looks up to see every single ghoul minus Aether and Cumulus either on top of various furniture pieces or clinging to the ceiling* ………….. should I ask?
Sunshine: *hanging off the light* GIANT SPIDER SAVE YOURSELF!
Copia: *immediately leaping onto the coffee table* FUCK THAT WHERE IS IT?!
Mountain: *on top of the kitchen table* ITS BY THE TV* points to an UNNATURALLY LARGE SPIDER making its way in front of the tv* I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO CLOSE THE WINDOW CIRRUS
Cirrus: *perched on the open door into the kitchen* IT WAS HOT I SAID I WAS SORRY! RAIN HOWS THAT NET COMING?!
Rain: * sitting on top of the fridge, furiously knitting* ITS GETTING THERE! CROCHET WOULD BE QUICKER BUT MY HOOKS ARE IN MY ROOM! DEW WHY DON’T YOU TORCH IT BEFORE IT EATS US?!
Dew: * on the back of the couch with Swiss* DO YOU WANT ME TO SET THE COMMON ROOM ON FIRE?! CUS THATS HOW YOU GET THE COMMON ROOM ON FIRE!
Swiss: it’s coming closer ITS COMING CLOSER
Biscuit the rat: *having been gently placed onto the surface of the coffee table by Copia to make sure he wasn’t crushed* squeak? *carefully scurries down the table leg and bounds up to the spider*
Biscuit:* proceeds to eat the spider, stuffing each creepy leg into his little rat mouth before licking his lips and beginning to clean himself*
Aether and Cumulus: *entering the common room carrying pizza and several large bottles of vodka* Guys we’re ba-
*in the middle of the common room Copia stands, holding Biscuit up in pride of place. Biscuit is now munching on a piece of apple and having the time of his little rat life. All the ghouls are dancing around them and chanting * ALL! HAIL! BISCUIT! ALL! HAIL! BISCUIT!!
Aether: we were gone for TEN MINUTES…actually kinda impressed and this looks fun * hops into the circle, dragging a giggling Cumulus with him * ALL! HAIL! BISCUIT!!
