the florida panthers admin is so real for this
I came out of Barbie with one single thought in my head and that was that I wanted Ken’s “I am Kenough” sweatshirt immediately
Both Barbie and Oppenheimer are about groups of people who, from their isolation in a fake town in a desert, have a negative impact on millions of people that they are completely removed from and ignorant of, except for their original visionary, who distances themselves from the original creation.
Both Barbie and Oppenheimer involve the main character seeking advice from a knowledgeable peer with crazy hair, ridiculed and belittled by others in their friend group, and talking about making a decision which will permanently alter the course of their lives.
Both Barbie and Oppenheimer involve a conversation between the main character and an oblivious president about the responsibility (and blame) that society burdens them with (although only in the former does the president come around, having been brainwashed).
Okay kids buckle up for the INSANE story I just heard from my little brother
**As a disclaimer my brother is a cis straight dude who only dates the most basic white girls you can find. He's very emotionally aware but doesn't linger on his emotions, just processes them and moves on (this is wild to me)**
He calls me on my break just to say hi, that he’s driving back to Denver from visiting his girlfriend, to which I respond “didn’t you break up with your girlfriend (of like a month) last month” and to which he says “yeah I have a new girlfriend, we’ve been together four weeks but I went up to spend the weekend and meet her friends” and I’m like ok great this is already ridiculous
So we’re chatting and I’m teasing him about how he doesn’t sleep with people on first dates and he says that he’s changed his policy, it’s just that he won’t have sex with them if he’d rather be doing something else, so I joke that I’ve had that where I’d rather be watching the show Chernobyl (true) and he says “yeah or watching a movie with my housemate” and I say hey bud that’s kind of gay and he says yeah I actually had a weird gay moment last night
And I go oh???? And he goes yeah, I was at the bar with the girlfriend and some of her friends and one of them was a guy and we were hitting it off, doing a little flirting as you do with your bros at the bar~
And then my cis straight brother goes on to explain that sometimes when you’re out with the homies and you’re having a good time and the vibes are right you just give em a little kiss, like just a kiss on the mouth between bros, “no tongue or anything like that but just to express that you’re close and having a good time”
I’m like “My dude that’s not a thing” and he’s like “between confident straight men it is” and I’m like “NO IT’S NOT"
So there we’ve got my brother having casual queerplatonic relationships with his homies at the bar, and he’s telling me this and I’m obviously speechless, so he goes on and he’s like “so because this guy and I were hitting it off I go in for a little kiss and he fucking swerves me” and I’m like yes my guy but because my brother is actually very good with respecting boundaries he was like “ok man great communication, won’t do it again"
BUT
Apparently my brother and the dude and my brother's GIRLFRIEND who has been there the WHOLE TIME go outside (I assume to have a cigarette but he didn’t tell me that part) and the guy turns to my brother and is like “man I should have kissed you when you offered it” and my brother is like “cool good shit man” like in the most bro way possible and then the guy grabs his face between his hands and just PLANTS a big one on his mouth
And THEN the guy panics and shoves him down on the ground!! And my brother has the normal reaction to being shoved on the ground unexpectedly which is to say “what the FUCK” and the girlfriend says “what the FUCK” and the guy goes “what the FUCK” and leaves
And my brother ended the story there and was musing on it like "this guy obviously has some complexes to work through about his sexuality, no confident straight man kisses another confident straight man and then panics and runs away”
Which took me out at the KNEES lol
And that, dear readers, is the batshit story my brother told me!
OH MY GOD AND
AND
I told my coworker this and they were like I’m actually shipping him and his roommate and I was like HUH because I hadn't considered that and then later my brother sent me a photo of his housemate wearing sexy handcuffs
i’ve been working on a spreadsheet of jamie tartt's wardrobe throughout the series (with timestamps) and brands/prices/links for all of the pieces in it. please feel free to ask me about any of the stuff he's worn or send me extra info if i'm missing stuff!! 🙏
related: jacky levy answer my dms challenge
Colin wants to know the wildest thing Trent's ever done with a man. Turns out it's kissing. Colin decides to take matters into his own hands.
Prompt from the afc-richmond-kinkmeme.
Jack Hughes this Trevor Zegras that how about Matthew Tkachuk
this will forever be my favorite leon anecdote (about him spending christmas with teddy purcell's family when he was eighteen)
- the rudolph onesie?
- the SNOW PLOW TRUCK??? 🤣
Forward Matthew Tkachuk speaks to the media about the 22-23 season, his first with the Cats
Looks like it’s Leon’s boyfriend vs Connor’s boyfriend for the cup
A Day in the Life of Matthew Tkachuk (or "When you're so excited you drop f-bombs on national television")
in honor of pride month starting today i’m bringing this video back 🌈
a hotheaded man with the burden of a family legacy, a legendary father, and something to prove and an ice-cold, stoic man who knows he’s the best of the best fall in love despite being rivals