this needs to be framed and hung in tumblr hq
I join the Discord server
I mute the Discord server
I'm never seen again in the Discord server
if you sing an american idiot cover and you refuse to say faggot you’re horrible and boring and lame and i hate you i hate you i hate you.
ok. well maybe i’m the faggot america. you ever thought of that.
I mean it so deeply and passionately when I say I love body hair. Body hair on men, on women, on people. It's just so fucking good.
human refilled my water bowl!
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till deactivation do us part
im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale
I'm drunk but not drunk enough to tell you directly that you deserve better than him so here I am posting it on tumblr
I'm drunk but not drunk enough to tell you directly that you belong with me so here I am posting it on tumblr
Anyone else filled with rage
I'm drunk but not drunk enough to tell you directly that you deserve better than him so here I am posting it on tumblr
I'm drunk but not drunk enough to tell you directly that you belong with me so here I am posting it on tumblr
I'm drunk but not drunk enough to tell you directly that you deserve better than him so here I am posting it on tumblr
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible
“does every game NEED to be accessible to disabled people? 🤨” yeah, actually
also the pissing and shitting over difficulty settings. just play the game on the normal difficulty dumbass it’s not for you
Same with stuff like screen shake, particle effects, flashing/lightning effects: “But the game would look terrible without them!”
Then Just.... Don’t turn them off then, dickface...
Meanwhile, *having the option to turn them off* would greatly increase the number of people able to play the game.
I've seen people complain about colour blindness settings. "It looks so weird" yeah to you. To me it means I can actually see the game. This isn't about you.
Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source
any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion
“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out
That was the concussion
autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day

