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Nathaniel (trans)cends

@coffeeandufos

25 | he/him | Cat dad | Future corpse |Unfortunately I'm British | Libra | ENFP | my blogs theme is "stuff I wanted to reblog" mostly cats and funny posts | truscum are not welcome here I am not one of you go away | 💉 - 24/02/19 | 🔪 - 20/01/20

I mean it so deeply and passionately when I say I love body hair. Body hair on men, on women, on people. It's just so fucking good.

human refilled my water bowl!

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till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

I'm drunk but not drunk enough to tell you directly that you deserve better than him so here I am posting it on tumblr

I'm drunk but not drunk enough to tell you directly that you belong with me so here I am posting it on tumblr

I'm drunk but not drunk enough to tell you directly that you deserve better than him so here I am posting it on tumblr

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

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i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

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“does every game NEED to be accessible to disabled people? 🤨” yeah, actually

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also the pissing and shitting over difficulty settings. just play the game on the normal difficulty dumbass it’s not for you

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Same with stuff like screen shake, particle effects, flashing/lightning effects: “But the game would look terrible without them!”

Then Just.... Don’t turn them off then, dickface...

Meanwhile, *having the option to turn them off* would greatly increase the number of people able to play the game.

I've seen people complain about colour blindness settings. "It looks so weird" yeah to you. To me it means I can actually see the game. This isn't about you.

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

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“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

That was the concussion