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Wolf 359 as John Mulaney quotes :)

Cutter: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Jacobi: “I keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.”

Kepler: “How does John know how to make a cosmopolitan?”

Pryce: “Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.”

Eiffel: “and I chugged the entire bottle and said “it’s perfume””

Maxwell: “here’s a question no robot can answer! Which of these photos does not have a stop sign in it?”

Lovelace: “First off, get out of here with your facts.”

Hilbert: “they’ve never spoken!”

Hera: “Do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you”

Minkowski: “shut up, you’re all gonna die, Street Smarts ™”

Rachel: “and I said no, you know, like a liar”

I’m relistening to wolf 359 for the 5th time and i think when Kepler first got his colonel rank and realized how much power he had, his first though was that he could tell all of his long stories to people and just ran with that