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I emerge from the ashes of...flamey shit

@coffee-mage-sans-caffeine

Mostly writing shit. Who knows what else.
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reasoncourt

when i don’t like a female character on a tv show i treat it like homework. like i know she’s right. i’m the problem. i just have to try harder

i love all the people saying they blame male writers. you know her heart. you know this isn’t her. it’s a man

I'm going through this right now in 9-1-1. (Please don't @ me with spoilers--I'm still only on season 5 and haven't seen it before) I don't like Taylor Kelly with Buck. I've taken a whole ass step back and considered it from every angle. Things I've concluded: 1) I like Taylor herself and would actually watch an entire television show just about Taylor. 2) Buck and Taylor can be cute together. 3) The reason I don't like Buck/Taylor is because of *decades* of male writers always writing the lady reporter as viciously in love with Getting the Story At All Costs which has been a way for male writers to Show Us Man Pain. Buck's a really open, chatty character in many ways (in others he's the most closed off of the whole 118). Every time I see Taylor on screen, I'm worried that something he says to her is going to come back and bite Buck in the ass. Taylor's not a bad character. She's just filling an archetype that is almost always written as bad.

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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

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mandyseley

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

ratratratratrat

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One of the most jarring things to me in a story with a medieval setting is when a character is so horny they rip their partner's clothes off. Textiles were expensive as shit! The labour costs were enormous! Until now. I've found it. It's the shirt that even in a medieval setting, I would go 'Nah, that's legit. No one is going to wait for that.'

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WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

holy

FUCKING SHIT

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rilgon

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible

i’m so glad to finally have context for one of my fav reaction gifs

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thundergrace

This was very lovely to wake up to. It's completely legit, in the replies people posted videos and pictures of the 'walk for El Vaquita', the fake protest to get El Vaquita desperately needed medical attention.

The comments in the tweet lead to celebration of a another Chilean comrade doggo named Negro Matapacos. And this is exactly the kind of education I want this month.

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disastergay

I love him. also

same energy

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zooophagous

I don't take pics of strangers on the street but I had to capture this magical moment of a frazzled mail carrier being followed by a gang of wild turkeys that thought he was very handsome so I drew it instead. Enjoy.

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floridensis

judgement free zone: if you could successfully establish a species somewhere outside of its native range, what would it be and where? not without consequences, the consequences would be exactly what would happen if it was introduced there and thrived

personally im continually disappointed capybaras didnt actually seem to establish in the everglades like people were worried they might. i know its bad but i think it would be neat

japanese macaques in southern sweden. I'm sick of northern europe (most of europe really) having no monkeys. I want thieving macaques bothering ppl on the streets of Gothenburg

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sqbr

I started thinking about this but coming from a country with so many introduced pests made it difficult to have fun with, and then my brain shouted HUMANS ON MARS and now refuses to consider anything else.

Hippos. Mar A Lago.

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I'm not talking "to people who know you well" I'm talking "a stranger is checking your id"

I answered no, because I do not look like ANY of my siblings and I am the ONLY one with brown eyes, which makes it impossible to use their ID. But there's more to the story. You see, in my early to mid-twenties, I moved home, as many millennials had to. Nothing weird there. I have a younger sister. My younger sister is just shy of ten years younger than me. So she was a teenager. She was a teenage girl. A child. A child who is a teenager. I was an adult who was like 24 or something. My mother basically never talks about me unless she thinks she can get sympathy for it. Even as a twenty something living in her house, she never talked about me. She did, however, talk incessantly about my sister back then. At the time, my mother had the kind of job where there are family barbecues a few times a year. She always took my sister to these and I was Not Allowed. One came up and my mother had done something to her foot (I don't think she saw a doctor, so I'm not sure if it was broken or sprained or what) and my mother was unable to drive. I was a grown adult with a drivers' license. My mother NEEDED to take my sister to the barbecue to tell everyone all of her accomplishments. So my mother had me chauffeur her to the barbecue with my sister. She didn't want to pay the gas money for me to go somewhere else, so she let me stay. So I'm like 24 years old standing next to my mother, because I am NOT ALLOWED out of her sight lest I speak to anyone and risk humiliating her. My sister had fucked off to hang out with the other teenagers, so it's just me next to my mother. And people ask who I am. And I know better than to say anything my mother hasn't approved, so I waited for my mother to introduce me and she just kept saying "This is my daughter." Many of these coworkers did double takes because my mother had been BRINGING MY SISTER to these events for years with no mention of other children. And I look nothing like my sister. We have different fathers, different ethnic backgrounds, different eye colours. Our hair is similar in colour, but mine is dead dead straight where hers is wavy and lustrous. She's significantly taller than me. Every one of them called me by my sister's name. Every single one of them just assumed my 14 year old sister had just somehow transmogrified into a completely different, 24 year old person. But the best part? It forced my mother to admit to these people that she had another child and dear GOD was that woman humiliated by my very existence. Best day ever.

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armory-rasa

COUCH POUCH!! Free Pattern & Tutorial

...called thus because they use upholstery-weight leather for the bag body, that in my case was in fact skinned off a couch. 🤣 Turns out they are relatively quick and easy to make, so I tidied up the pattern for printing and took pictures to document the process when I made another five of them.

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armory-rasa

COUCH POUCH!! Free Pattern & Tutorial

...called thus because they use upholstery-weight leather for the bag body, that in my case was in fact skinned off a couch. 🤣 Turns out they are relatively quick and easy to make, so I tidied up the pattern for printing and took pictures to document the process when I made another five of them.

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NATO matters

I don't know who needs to hear this, but NATO members don't pay the US to protect them. Instead, they agree to defend each other in case of an attack against any member, and back that pledge with a commitment to spend a certain percentage of their GDP on defense matters. It is the case that some member states have not always fully lived up to that commitment -- a commitment that has largely now been met given Russia's invasion of Ukraine. But NATO members aren't refusing to make payments to the US. That's not how NATO works.

Wait. Did people think that the US runs NATO or something?

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stereowire
Anonymous asked:

do you ever worry that someone is going to act on the noncon/dubcon fantasies you post

do i

worry

that after reading this blog someone is going to look at the brainwashed super assassin they’ve been keeping cryogenically frozen in a bank vault for the last several decades and go, “shit, we coulda been tapping that ass this whole time!”

…… no. i can’t say that had occurred to me.

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frownyalfred

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

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welshronin

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

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Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

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trader-j0e

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

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frankenmouse

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

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My mom texts me: “Put your heart sunglasses on the cat!” I dunno mom, they’re big and I don’t think he’s gonna go for it. “Just try it, I saw it on Instagram, it’ll be cute.”

Nope.

Nope.

Bowie, please do not eat that.

OH SHIT!!!!