Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
call my pussy dwarf fortress because its full of 1 million little guys running around
call my pussy dwarf fortress because its full of 1 million little guys running around
id like everupne to know 5 days after making this post ive discovered i have a uti
hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
why were you at mad at me island
dyatlovpassingprivilege
"i don't know why i find this so funny," it is because of your jovial soul and jokester's disposition, my boy! (quaffs ale) (claps you on the back too hard)
i'm making fool (a 17th/18th century english custard thing) for a holiday work thing and nothing brings me greater joy than all of the sentences in the recipe that have "the fool" in them, but this one especially.
If I had a penis I would use it to sniff out various treasures such as, metal coins in the sand. Rare and elusive truffles. Etc
My dad was talking about how his friend nearly got courtmartialed during Vietnam because he refused to salute anyone, including generals. And honestly? What a mood. Good for Gary. Also apparently whenever he got in trouble at boot camp he would constantly say stuff like "What're you gonna do? Send me to Vietnam?"
Every year or so I see this image again and it always sets off the Garrys Mod siren buried deep in my hypothalamus
hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.
