she’s a 10 but the sleepiest woman to have ever lived
my hobbies? uhh.. peeling back the layers…. uncovering metaphors.. mirroring…..connecting dots…..stuff like that
can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old
Hey btw I saw a video a while back where someone was filming a guy through his window in his own house to make fun of him so I decided to report it to Twitter, writing to them about how it’s illegal to record people in their own houses without consent (in America) and they actually took down the post despite it having more than 100k likes so basically point is: if you see someone being an asshole and posting people without their consent, report that shit for exposing private information, write a note about how it violates laws (in the u.s. it is illegal to record people where they have the expectation of privacy, (their own home, a bathroom, a changing room) laws on filming in public vary from state to state so look up your local laws) and if the content posted features you, threaten to sue them even if you know you don’t have the means to sue. scare social media sites into not allowing people to record others without their consent
normalize whistling as a love language
wait oh my god
I’m so sorry women I meant this in an autistic way
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you people are gonna put me out of a job
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I want OP to know that because of this post, I entered my cat in a show as a household pet. He even got 1st place in a couple of the judgings!
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both are exquisite thank you for your contribution
motherfucker fell asleep with the dart in his mouth!
glad its out. so he didnt have #TarDreams
Aro/ace culture is not noticing the blatantly obvious signs that you are aro/ace all your life and later realising half the shit you thought was your personality is said blatantly obvious signs.
Technical difficulties continued, but the camels where still balling on this #paleostream It's Titanotylopus btw.
May I introduce you a camels bulla, an inflatable, for camels very sexy, skin flap in the roof of the mouth that is used during the mating season to impress the females.
This is the bag in which it captures naughty children, according to Emirati folklore in which a camel serves as a bogeyman!
being asked follow up questions while infodumping is what i imagine sex would feel like if it was real
File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense