*Drops down to one knee*

Will you marry me?

*I pull out a ring. It is a cherry Ring Pop*

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…I would love to, but alas I am already married

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Frank, didn’t you just get divorced last month?

…You didn’t follow through on that plan to kidnap your ex wife, did you?

I am no longer married to the woman I married last month.

WHEN DID WE GET DIVORCED, FRANK???

I am not still married to the woman I married last month. It just turns out she was a bot.

Can we get married again? Remember? We were married? I proposed? And you totttalllyy accepted so willingly?