me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

me and my gang

Amity Blight as a grumpy, pouty Tsundere girl™🥺

Coffee break ☕️

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

there was a g in this one too tho

honestly??? honestly????? you know what animals don’t get enough appreciation?????

VIVERROIDES.

nature has given us so many perfect little weaselcat things, and we don’t give any of them nearly as much love as they deserve

Babby does a yell

@littlechubloves

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

seth everman going WILD in the background

Something like this happened my senior year of high school. There almost ALWAYS a fight every week. I mean, you stick under privileged and poor kids with the wealthy kids and what do you expect, talk shit get hit kinda deal.

Most of us in the Career Track building were poor kids who all lived in 1 area and most of us had gone to school together for a while. So, you have about 200 kids, across all 4 grades, going through one little building and most of us were major nerds. Except the ROTC kids, that was mixed but also had high rate of fights. So, imagine my surprise when I walk into the shop for auto tech and hear screaming and “FIGHT”. I’m like, oh Gods, what ROTC kid said the n word?

Nah, I walk into the shop and I see kids from engineering, auto tech, FFA, and culinary surrounding a table with 2 kids playing fucking Magic the Gathering. I was like, bruh. Wtf.

All teachers were watching with amusement, since they weren’t hurting anyone.

This is the only acceptable answer

AMITY IS A CONFIRMED LESBIAN

LETS FUCKING GOOO (this is from the reddit ama btw)

Lunch ideas

These are actually amazing??? This can really help me eat more??? And are legit good and creative lunches??? THANK YOU IM AAAAAAAAA-

Good for spoonies who like to pre-prepare stuff when they do have some extra spoons

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

I couldn't miss this reference 😳

amity interacting w her abominations like they were real ppl: good, funny

amity interacting with her abominations because she doesnt have any real true friends who she can vent to or be herself around: sad, horrible, im crying

amity talking to and being herself around luz freely and with no worry about being ridiculed or made fun of because luz cares about her and wants her to be comfortable and happy: incredible, amazing, perfect

Lilith can stay but she’s on thin ice

LUZ NOCEDA IN YOUNG BLOOD, OLD SOULS