Squidward

wagoo wagoo

#we’re we #here fuck #we’re shit #queer up

May I also offer:

We’re here

We fuck

We’re shit

Queer up

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

ouch

all 4 diamond redesigns together

i have no idea why but there's been so much mister bug and lady noir posts in my feed and these are the general vibes im getting from them atp (especially after the passion episode)