I love when my dash does a thing
giving your first blowjob like
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
Go
this is it… this is the sound of Teens
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
This is Miranda Cosgrove before and after she got addicted to marijuana. Learn a lesson from this iCarly actress and stay away from heavy addictive drugs.
THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE
These could all be legit albums
I dont even need to watch the video, Im already laughing
How tf
parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak
my favorite jokes
- when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
- calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
- trolling beetles fans
- severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)
- Seeing a shocking image and exclaiming disbelief at minor background details around shocking image
- Everyone is in on a joke
incredibly inappropriate units or lack thereof (twelve sand, forty-five mph of cell phones)
Can we just take a moment to be thankful this tweet exists.



