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Little context for the French "shit" factory

So, the context is:

  • The French Minecraft community had been calling dirt blocks "bloc de merde" (aka block made of shit) since 2011 -ish. Because, you know, they are basically worthless and have a... very specific colour and pattern.
  • A couple of months back, Antoine Daniel and is group name "Team du Lundi" (Baghera and Étoiles are also part of it) made a Minecraft server to play for a couple of weeks.

SKEPPY TOLD DAPPER TO BUILD BAD A NICE HOUSE AND TREAT HIM GOOD!!!!

DAPPER IS GLAD THAT SKEPPY KNOWS HE TAKES CARE OF BAD INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND

DAPPERS LAST WORDS FOR SKEPPY IS THAT HE WISHES TO SEE HIM AT SOME POINT

SKEPPY IS TRAPPED AT THE GAS STATION!!!

so called feminists: "actually women are naturally inferior at everything, including quiz game shows, beauty pageants, chess, and video games. we need a society that is segregated so that anyone who would ever have to potential to win against a woman is eliminated. this is actually far better than organizing sports into weight classes or different athletic/skill level based categories that ignore sex, like what wrestling and video/board game tournaments already do. I cannot accept the reality that men and women are the same species. this is actually how we truly protect women. by calling them weak pathetic losers who could never win against even the worst opponent, and preventing them from even playing at all."

actually conversion I had with one of these nerds:

me: "so you think men are better at literally everything, even things that do not require any physical ability whatsoever?"

terf: "yes! those should still be segregated by sex! males should not be playing against women ever. it's an unfair advantage"

me: "so my brother has an unfair advantage over me when playing fucking monopoly?"

terf: "yes. males are statistically better and managing finances, while women are irresponsible and lenient with spending money."

hey guys. I think the people who are literally unironicly saying "women are bad at money. this means they suck at board games" aren't actually feminists

no one was making BBH write skeppy into the QSMP. like no one was making him do that. he did that all of his own volition . and not only that, absolutely NO ONE was making him write in skeppy AS HIS LOVER ?? DAPPER’S OTHER DAD??? there was no reason. you and skeppy aren’t even a couple. why do you need to write him in as your hubby on this minecraft server that he has nothing to do with.

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I truly don’t know why the code entity would ever attack Maxo. He would never ever be a secret traitor in the Federation, he was one of the first founders of the theory bros, he has been digging deep into the island, built Sofia, is a really good guy and always helpful. He has always been trustworthy.

However. Bad & Cellbit are RIGHT to be distrustful of Maxo now.

I DO NOT trust Cucurucho treating him at the hospital at all. Max was unconscious for like two days with critical injuries, and I’m sitting on this theory that the Federation put something in him. It’s entirely possible that they’re siphoning info out of him without his knowledge

i respect how dedicated badboyhalo is to never swearing considering he consistently streams alongside the most vulgar and horny minecraft players known to man. like there's no practical way to make actual PG content with them. he's just stubborn.