PSA for Skinny Girls.
but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and weβre like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO
Just let this sit there
Devastating
the funniest thing to me about the wholeΒ βno one talks to each other because of smartphones/technology/etcβ argument is that ppl totally still talk to each other?
i can hang out with friends for hours without checking my phone, or iβm using my phone to show the homies pictures and videos and articles that i think theyβd like.
like hate to break it to you, but if someoneβs on their phone instead of talking to you itβs cause they donβt wanna talk to you. probably cause youβre fucking terrible & likely use the word βmillenniallsβ derisively and thereβs someone 2 timezones away theyβd rather chat with
1 of 3: I just wanted to thank you for running this site and trying to inform people, including me, on a wide range of topics while still being an A+ Deadpool blog. Last night I was out with some co-workers and we started playing Would you Rather. Well one of the women asked 'would you rather go deaf or blind.' At the time I didn't think anything of the question. We all said our answers and the conversation moved along. Later that night when I was thinking about Deadpool and all the points you
made about how heβs discriminated against in subtle small ways, it dawned on me just how insensitive and messed up that question is. How we discussed the pros and cons of each as if it was something that wouldnβt actually ever happen to us. Iβm 100% that Iβve done things like that before without even realizing it. Which is a major issue in the American culture. So I apologize for being thoughtless and ignorant, and I thank you for helping me become less of an asshole who canβt see past themselves. (Iβm not being sarcastic when I say that. I really mean it because I felt like such a dick whenever I realized how awful that was.) Keep up the good work you amazing human being! : )
The fact that you picked up on what we would refer to as a βmicro-aggressionβ is fantastic and even though it didnβt dawn on you all at the time the fact that you contemplated it later says a lot about your character
This is slightly off-topic but itβs a story you might find interesting.
I think I was around 13 years old in a class and the teacher was trying to convey some sort of message about how sometimes choices can be hard because they donβt always give us perfect endings. Each person in the class was supposed to say whether they would rather lose their arms or their legs.
I loudly said I would be more than happy to lose my legs (I canβt walk, for those of you who donβt know) and the teacher told me that I was not allowed to make a choice, in this scenario I would be losing my arms even though I couldnβt use my legs.
I argued that it wasnβt fair especially since I do use my legs for balance and to adjust myself and it only made the teacher very angry.
I was then banned from having any involvement in the lesson
OMG LOL.Β
Text Post Edition Β // Deadpool // Marvel // Part 1
Created my first gif!!!
Why exactly is Deadpool well liked by the general population now in the comics? Other heroes don't seem to care for him (yet), besides Steve of course, but I'm not sure which comics all that happened in. And in what comic was he invited to the avengers?
I actually have not read that comic yet where heβs invited into the Avengers. Iβm sorry for the lack of information there. I believe Dugganβs comics is when the sudden change of Deadpool going from one of the most distrusted, feared, and too-unstable-to-trust to being treated more humane.Β
It isnβt that Iβm not happy about that on a personal note; I just feel itβs a bit out of character for the other characters.Β
Deadpool is one of the most skilled mercenaries in all of Marvel. He was once described as so ruthless and so powerful that the only way to stop him when he had a hit on you was to offer him more money. He has a long-winded history of betraying trust. Heβs killed more people than Bullseye, and I want to say even the Punisher, combined. Wade comments people are not impressed by his skills, but they are afraid of his skills, and afraid of him. Fear is what makes people act hostile towards him. Honestly, who wouldnβt be? Because of Thanosβ curse, heβs near immortal, and heβs done so many horrible things before he started to want to prove himself to be more than what the Hospice and Weapon X created him to be.Β
Mistrust on that level isnβt easily brought back. The people havenβt forgotten his history. While Deadpool is frustrated at the lack of chances and trust after trying to prove himself to be more than a killer, he has given every single reason to not trust him, and often unintentionally, continues to do so.
Spider-Man also points out in one comic that Deadpool wants to be a hero for the wrong reasons. He doesnβt want to be a hero to be the good guy - he wants to be a hero for the recognition of being a good guy. He wants the praise, the glory.Β
Dugganβs comics shifted all of this a great deal. Some fans are unsure how they feel about this, while other fans are more ecstatic.Β
Iβm sure there is someone among my followers [calling on yβall!] that can pin-point the comic which Deadpool was invited to the Avengers! If not; Iβll do my best to find it for you.Β
I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like βIβm sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really goodβ like it didnβt smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said βitβs sharpieβ
i thought this was going to be emotional
Wade is really serious about ring pop proposals.Β
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat
My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming βIM A FUCKING GODDESSβ
Its true, I have been.
I did it and it was great
I love this
DP: Guess they make these things more in-character than I thought.Β




