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but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

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the funniest thing to me about the wholeΒ β€œno one talks to each other because of smartphones/technology/etc” argument is that ppl totally still talk to each other?

i can hang out with friends for hours without checking my phone, or i’m using my phone to show the homies pictures and videos and articles that i think they’d like.

like hate to break it to you, but if someone’s on their phone instead of talking to you it’s cause they don’t wanna talk to you. probably cause you’re fucking terrible & likely use the word β€œmillennialls” derisively and there’s someone 2 timezones away they’d rather chat with

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1 of 3: I just wanted to thank you for running this site and trying to inform people, including me, on a wide range of topics while still being an A+ Deadpool blog. Last night I was out with some co-workers and we started playing Would you Rather. Well one of the women asked 'would you rather go deaf or blind.' At the time I didn't think anything of the question. We all said our answers and the conversation moved along. Later that night when I was thinking about Deadpool and all the points you

made about how he’s discriminated against in subtle small ways, it dawned on me just how insensitive and messed up that question is. How we discussed the pros and cons of each as if it was something that wouldn’t actually ever happen to us. I’m 100% that I’ve done things like that before without even realizing it. Which is a major issue in the American culture. So I apologize for being thoughtless and ignorant, and I thank you for helping me become less of an asshole who can’t see past themselves. (I’m not being sarcastic when I say that. I really mean it because I felt like such a dick whenever I realized how awful that was.) Keep up the good work you amazing human being! : )

The fact that you picked up on what we would refer to as a β€œmicro-aggression” is fantastic and even though it didn’t dawn on you all at the time the fact that you contemplated it later says a lot about your character

This is slightly off-topic but it’s a story you might find interesting.

I think I was around 13 years old in a class and the teacher was trying to convey some sort of message about how sometimes choices can be hard because they don’t always give us perfect endings. Each person in the class was supposed to say whether they would rather lose their arms or their legs.

I loudly said I would be more than happy to lose my legs (I can’t walk, for those of you who don’t know) and the teacher told me that I was not allowed to make a choice, in this scenario I would be losing my arms even though I couldn’t use my legs.

I argued that it wasn’t fair especially since I do use my legs for balance and to adjust myself and it only made the teacher very angry.

I was then banned from having any involvement in the lesson

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Why exactly is Deadpool well liked by the general population now in the comics? Other heroes don't seem to care for him (yet), besides Steve of course, but I'm not sure which comics all that happened in. And in what comic was he invited to the avengers?

I actually have not read that comic yet where he’s invited into the Avengers. I’m sorry for the lack of information there. I believe Duggan’s comics is when the sudden change of Deadpool going from one of the most distrusted, feared, and too-unstable-to-trust to being treated more humane.Β 

It isn’t that I’m not happy about that on a personal note; I just feel it’s a bit out of character for the other characters.Β 

Deadpool is one of the most skilled mercenaries in all of Marvel. He was once described as so ruthless and so powerful that the only way to stop him when he had a hit on you was to offer him more money. He has a long-winded history of betraying trust. He’s killed more people than Bullseye, and I want to say even the Punisher, combined. Wade comments people are not impressed by his skills, but they are afraid of his skills, and afraid of him. Fear is what makes people act hostile towards him. Honestly, who wouldn’t be? Because of Thanos’ curse, he’s near immortal, and he’s done so many horrible things before he started to want to prove himself to be more than what the Hospice and Weapon X created him to be.Β 

Mistrust on that level isn’t easily brought back. The people haven’t forgotten his history. While Deadpool is frustrated at the lack of chances and trust after trying to prove himself to be more than a killer, he has given every single reason to not trust him, and often unintentionally, continues to do so.

Spider-Man also points out in one comic that Deadpool wants to be a hero for the wrong reasons. He doesn’t want to be a hero to be the good guy - he wants to be a hero for the recognition of being a good guy. He wants the praise, the glory.Β 

Duggan’s comics shifted all of this a great deal. Some fans are unsure how they feel about this, while other fans are more ecstatic.Β 

I’m sure there is someone among my followers [calling on y’all!] that can pin-point the comic which Deadpool was invited to the Avengers! If not; I’ll do my best to find it for you.Β 

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My number one pet peeve is when someone looks down on fanfiction just because the only thing you probably have to compare to it is 50 shades of grey. Like get the fuck out my face with all that. I have read amazing fanfics. Ones that have touched my fucking soul. Ones that have made me sob in the middle of the night & laugh so hard i couldn't breathe. Not all fanfic is good. That's for sure. & fuck knows most of them are incomplete. But when you find a good one. Like a really fucking good one, that shit will fucking resonate with you for a long time.
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I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like β€œI’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good” like it didn’t smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said β€œit’s sharpie”

i thought this was going to be emotional

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Books: Pick me, choose me, love me
Me: I don't have time :(
Books: read me
Me: fine just one chapter
Books: *Let me just kill a character to take revenge for leaving me alone*
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ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

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NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat

My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming β€œIM A FUCKING GODDESS”

Its true, I have been.

I did it and it was great

I love this