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Nero/Cebi|22 he/they/it/🎱 aroace bi gaybian/gender? autistic/ADHD/OCD about|toyhouse|spacehey
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Apologies for the upcoming blackout on most of my socials, I need time to grieve

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Marcille is funny as hell bc she just managed to get 2 insanely autistic girls to trust her with their lives. Literally got the cat that hates absolutely everyone to cuddle her and act as an annoying little sister with her specifically. What's in an elf

#always thinking about izutsumi and marcille#we are one of a kind. no one else sees the world the same way. we are very different but still the same#and ofc farcille. how falin was miserable and isolated until they bonded.#bitch mantis#falin#marcille#izutsumi#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi
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zyzoda

crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it

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sacculina makes me go a little insane honestly and not even for strictly transgenderly reasons... its life cycle involves attaching itself to a crab, producing eggs in place of that crab's eggs, and using the female's natural "egg dispersal" technique to, well, disperse its own eggs; but what do they do if they attach to a male host? give up and die? of course not, they simply instigate a hormone cascade that fundamentally changes the crab forever. easy!

and this is just what being an arthropod is like most of the time. bugs get parasitized like CRAZY. theyre the worlds most hijackable machines and you better believe the biosphere is taking advantage of that fact

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zyzoda

and, sure, you know what, its yuri. fuck it. theyre raising kids together. this is the ideal liberal family: barnacle mother, absentee barnacle father, and beautiful transgender crab mother

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…..Woah woah woah Why in a fandom with such random and weird pairings no one has ever drawn these two together? Or have I missed something? Mordecai is a trash bag filled with self esteem issues and conflict. Fives is canonically the most rational park worker and a precious fluffball made to listen and give emotional support. I want them to have a healthy, supporting relationship. Sprinkled with teasing and dumb bets because y'know they’re both trash at their cores. This is long and dumb. But I needed to make this.

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Why was I insane

#this is still so funny. i hate mordecai but can you fucking imagine