constant headache

does anyone else see a sports field on a cold night in the texture of the hair

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

if people were to take communion based on you, what would your body and blood be? mine would be bourbon and a spicy sweet chili dorito

I hope that within 5-10 years every ice "agent" in jail

"erm can we not wish state violence against people?" you know. you're right, I was being too generous wishing a fair trial and a life sentence against people who are hunting and kidnapping innocent people off the street and sending them to concentration camps

I hope that within 5-10 years every ice "agent" is butchered like a fucking animal

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is

you may think it’s no big deal but every sweet interaction is actually the most important thing in the world. sooo. take that

hey. hey. tell me something good that happened today. doesn’t matter how small

please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.

Waddashape............

Very Important

their wingss. are so littl

find me at whole foods bitch i don't care

woman of the century

Drunk butch trying to call their femme (who’s taking the picture) circa 2025

Sucking on your clit because I’m a good friend

Is that a pebble or perhaps an atom

Utah transportation: “ Good news we could all use: the Parley's Wildlife Overpass is working.”

Thanks Blake Ledbetter (@blakethy) and @usuaggielife for leading the study.