fiends

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, PTSDee (S12E07)

“But for the people who want to be there, it’s perfect.”

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

Confuse the hell out of everyone you meet by dressing like an early 2000’s punk and own a cottage and a goat

Farmer women have all my uwus💗Heroines of the fields. Warriors of the garden. Goddesses of the green. Mothers of the plant babies. Yes yes yes.

I can’t wait to get my own house with a yard so I can pull up all the grass and replace it with clover and wildflowers and native grasses and vegetable gardens and a little pond for the birds to bathe in.

I want people to drive by and see it and think they’ve stumbled into a storybook.

sorry ive been distant lately its because ive been distant lately

waking up to the sunrise every morning. you pull on a cosy sweater and wrap your hands around a cup of tea, walking through the dew on the grass. your pyjamas brushing around your ankles as you lean down to pick a fresh strawberry from your patch - the sweetness from the first bite consuming your senses for a second. the birds fill the air with their melodies and you feel at peace for the first time in forever.

“The voice of the sea is seductive, never ceasing, whispering, clamoring, murmuring, inviting the soul to wander in abysses of solitude.” Kate Chopin

I feel like in this day and age this is super important to remember. Grow at your own pace.

Man Director // Woman Director

i don’t know why anyone has to feel insecure about their bodies, when objectively, humans are all freakish horrors. Every last one of us. Hairless, fleshy, gangly beasts walking upright straight as a tree with bony tentacles on the ends of our limbs. 

you have a hole in your face full of sharp bones and you’re worried that your belly is a little squishy 

broke: all bodies are beautiful! 

woke: all bodies are made of warm meat wrapped around wet bones with blood-plump organs stuffed inside. rad 

Actually, your face isn’t filled with sharp bones! Bones are derived from the mesoderm, one of three tissue layers in very early embryonic development that diversify into all of the organs in the body. Teeth on the other hand, come from the ectoderm. So congrats! Your face isn’t filled with sharp bones- it’s filled with sharp skin! Have fun!

I HATE that

“Teeth are bone-infied skin” not the cursed knowledge I was expecting today, but hey, whatever works!

…my reality just shifted.

I hate finding this post

@midnight-spectrum-again

I’m feeling something

*slowly closes laptop and stares pensively into sunset*

“At last, I have found it. The dad joke to end all dad jokes…”