cocaineheart-1 reblogged
cactsus-deactivated20141111
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
imagine Michael Cera as Christian Grey
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
my drug dealer cracks me up
me: *throws shade*
mom: pick it up now
(via ah-you-fancy-huh)
baby
(via dreaming-for-wonderlandd)
bruh
I AM FKING SCREAMING THIS IS SO FUNNY
“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*