If that computer lady from halo wore shorts she'd be Shortana
If, by chance, they were jean shorts, she would be Jortana
Jortana
Jortana
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Your beauty is beyond compare
With holographic locks of rendered hair
Transparent skin and shorts of azure blue
Your pixeled curves, your hi-def gaze,
Your rendered sets of traced-out rays,
Your impressive flow of frames-per-sec,
Jortana
microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it
tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."
Discarded drawings for a job I did where I had to show generalized style differences between different genres/demographics. My Art Tips collection is currently live on Kickstarter. Patreon
He is Hyrule’s light
Oh, man, the first few times I encountered bees in the game I didn’t know you could fight them at all, so I just snagged their nest and went tearing off, right out the gate past the gate guard. He also started screaming and running.
Went back a little later, snagged the next hive, went running screaming past the just returning gate guard, leading my flock of angry bees right onto him again, yes I am the hero of hyrule.
so, like botw, if you’re in a shrine when a blood moon is supposed to happen (at 12am) then it just gets pushed to the next night, and you can just keep pushing them off and never let any enemies respawn (at the cost of not being able to stay outside for more than 24mins)
in botw i found being in any of these locations would do the same thing
- hyrule caslte
- yiga hideout
- divine beasts
ok after just a few (ingame) days of this i suddenly got a blood moon at 5:55pm, so either this was a coincidental “panic blood moon” (a phenomenon i’d heard of in botw) or they’re not going to let me get away with pushing it off indefinitely like i did for hundreds of hours in the last game
i’ll try postponing the next one too and see if it happens again
What relatively
mundane magically enhanced
item would you want?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Spoken like someone who never had to hide in the Meat Realm
Also Tears of the Kingdom has got me fucked up something dastardly bc in the past two days I don't think I've even made a TOTAL eight hours of sleep
I'm pretty sure I've already got at least 15 hours in the game so far, and six of those were non-stop from the minute I could play it.
Maybe it was all the build-up and hype? Maybe I'm just too worried of missing out on the hottest new thing as it's happening? No video game has ever had me acting like this before.
People going so fucking crazy for TotK Purah design rn
Like, where were you for Age of Calamity? She's been hot for over two years now
Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LILE
(cinemasins voice) roommate is clearly just pretending to be stuck in the washing machine. *ding*
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.
[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]












