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@cobwebinthecorner

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BotW's Master Cycle Zero but in exchange for a third of your fuel you can choose to do that sick ass motorcycle thing Cap did in Age of Ultron as a melee attack that creates an explosion but also gets rid of the bike so you have to resummon it because these sort of things gotta have drawbacks y'know

But then someone makes a mod where you can do this with the horses

Holy shit the giant horse would fucking one-shot Dark Beast Ganon

I mean might as well go all out at that point and make horses auto reflect Guardian lasers and give you the option to detonate them at will like the remote bombs

"Epona sacrificed herself for the greater good." *plays Epona's Song on a trumpet in the style of Taps*

God think about all of the trickshot compilations

I'M BRINGING THIS POST BACK 'CAUSE THIS IS STILL A FUCKEN RAD IDEA

If that computer lady from halo wore shorts she'd be Shortana

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If, by chance, they were jean shorts, she would be Jortana

Jortana

Jortana

I'm begging of you please don't take my man

Your beauty is beyond compare

With holographic locks of rendered hair

Transparent skin and shorts of azure blue

Your pixeled curves, your hi-def gaze,

Your rendered sets of traced-out rays,

Your impressive flow of frames-per-sec,

Jortana

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microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."

He is Hyrule’s light

Oh, man, the first few times I encountered bees in the game I didn’t know you could fight them at all, so I just snagged their nest and went tearing off, right out the gate past the gate guard. He also started screaming and running.

Went back a little later, snagged the next hive, went running screaming past the just returning gate guard, leading my flock of angry bees right onto him again, yes I am the hero of hyrule.

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so, like botw, if you’re in a shrine when a blood moon is supposed to happen (at 12am) then it just gets pushed to the next night, and you can just keep pushing them off and never let any enemies respawn (at the cost of not being able to stay outside for more than 24mins)

in botw i found being in any of these locations would do the same thing

  • hyrule caslte
  • yiga hideout
  • divine beasts
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ok after just a few (ingame) days of this i suddenly got a blood moon at 5:55pm, so either this was a coincidental “panic blood moon” (a phenomenon i’d heard of in botw) or they’re not going to let me get away with pushing it off indefinitely like i did for hundreds of hours in the last game

i’ll try postponing the next one too and see if it happens again

Also Tears of the Kingdom has got me fucked up something dastardly bc in the past two days I don't think I've even made a TOTAL eight hours of sleep

I'm pretty sure I've already got at least 15 hours in the game so far, and six of those were non-stop from the minute I could play it.

Maybe it was all the build-up and hype? Maybe I'm just too worried of missing out on the hottest new thing as it's happening? No video game has ever had me acting like this before.

Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LILE

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]