MY OFFICIAL ACC LMAO, I JUST USE THIS ONE TO SAVE FUNNY THINGS
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and this is my spam account :D

MY OFFICIAL ACC LMAO, I JUST USE THIS ONE TO SAVE FUNNY THINGS
main acc!!
art acc!!
and this is my spam account :D
i mean i went to the beach that makes you old and im still the same age. down to the minute actually. it’s kind of creepy but i also found this cool horseshoe crab that gets uglier when i sin
“Burn the witch! Burn the witch!” shouted the crowd, drowning out the distressed warnings of one person. “No, you fools! She can control the flames!”
Tintype of what appears to be a light-hearted spot of stabbing between friends, circa 1880
“spicy pillow” jokes aside, I think @flowerkrone’s tags deserve a serious reply:
#my old phone looks like this on my shelf lmao #im too scared to touch it to throw it away #idk what trash this even goes into when its at this point
The pillow-shaped object here used to be the phone’s battery. It’s not a battery anymore. Now it’s a balloon full of corrosive, pyrophoric chemicals and hydrogen gas and it’s one puncture away from burning your house down. I am 100% serious. You should be scared to touch it.
But you gotta touch it, because you gotta get it out of your house before the pressure builds up to the point where the balloon pops. This isn’t going to happen soon – there is no need to panic – but it will happen eventually.
And, indeed, it doesn’t go in the ordinary trash. You put this in the ordinary trash and you’re gonna set the garbage truck on fire. Don’t do that to the garbage collectors, their job is hard enough already.
The first thing you need to do is get a fireproof container. The most common household item that qualifies as a fireproof container is a cast-iron cookpot with a cast-iron lid – often sold as a “Dutch oven.” Any other cooking container that’s unreactive, has a very high melting point, and has a lid made of the same materials will also work: enameled or stainless steel, Pyrex with glass lid, etc.
However: Do not use a pot with a PTFE-based non-stick coating. If the battery does explode, the fire will probably be hot enough to degrade a PTFE coating, producing toxic smoke. (Not that you should breathe the smoke from the battery fire either, but PTFE breakdown products are worse.) Do not use a pot made of aluminium or copper. The fire might even get hot enough to melt those.
Whatever container you use, you might have to throw away along with the phone, so don’t use your good Dutch oven for this. Go to a thrift store and buy a cheap one.
Once you have the fireproof container:
Reblog to save lives.
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I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary
MCYT RELIGIOUS GUILT OFF R3 MATCH 2
BDOUBLEO100 (HERMITCRAFT/3RD LIFE) VS ETHOSLAB (LAST LIFE)
BdoubleO100: "i keep thinking about him not posting his perspective and being a resource monkey for the clockers. he’s doing penance… feeling guilty over what’s to come… working himself to the bone as punishment for sins he hasn’t even committed yet………. something about this block character reads as though he has some enormous deep-seated shame that even he’s barely aware of. perhaps he feels the weight of all the souls he took in past life series and has no idea what to do with that burden so he throws himself into work and loyalty as if to earn some form of redemption even though he already knows how this story ends."
Ethoslab: "Oh, y'know"
I think I live on a different planet than half of you literally I cannot name a single instance of etho being guilty ever. he's immune to guilt. I think he is barely capable of regret. I also think a bdubs vs etho match-up to determine who's guilty where etho is guilty this time but bdubs still loses would also be the dumbest funniest repetition of history. every ten years like a circle but worse
I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary
like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.