Is there a gender neutral version of Sir/Madam? I'm curious.

I always say 'Captain'.

Can there please be a Circle of the Sea druid subclass for DnD. I want to throw buckets of seaweed at people as an effective weapon and speak with the crabs and slap a bandit with an octopus.

How in the utter fuck do people stay motivated to write, like I wrote two sentences and my brain is screaming at me to stop eugh

CHOOSE COLOUR: Top 3 will be used in a set of 3D printed dice.

ok hear me out:

Kingdom Hearts DnD.

I am now in great need of 5e stat blocks for heartless.

To anyone who has followed me:

I apologize for a lack of a steady flow of content, I am very much the crazy hermit that descends the mountain every few years to scream about what seems like nonsense before promptly marching my ass back to my hidey hole to not be seen for hell knows how long. Thank you for your time.

I swear some crystals need to stop looking like candy cause someday the intrusive thoughts are going to win and I end up eating a damn rock.

How I would describe Transformers Prime characters in a sentence or less because im bored:

Optimus Prime - stressed single dad

Ratchet - grandpa

Bumblebee - b a b y

Arcee - vodka aunt

Bulkhead - teddy bear

Wheeljack - unhinged

Smokescreen - pretentious frat boy

Ultra Magnus - sir please get the stick out of your arse

Megatron - edgy theater kid

Starscream - B I T C H

Soundwave - the one with the only braincell

Knockout - gay (affectionate)

Breakdown - H I M B O

Skyquake - w a s t ed

Dreadwing - HOW IS HE SO FUCKING HOT AND RESPECTFUL

Airachnid - W H O R E

Shockwave - definitely built a nuke for the science fair

Predaking - ~*~ your majesty ~*~

Darksteel+Skylynx - SILLIES