the meat paintings are, understandably, the pieces that elicit the most questions. the first is usually, "why meat?" the glib answer is: "you can only paint so many pears." / scott conary, meat paintings.
why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he donβt even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me
Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes βΊοΈ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
I'm not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I'll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I'd rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?
1 minute til hatman
Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Trying my best to spread this
Sorry for not giving the link earlier π
Savage farmer
Just to put this in perspective, the school was making high school students pay the equivalent of $40/month for parking.
this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your topΒ four comfort movies that youβre always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now weβve realised everyoneβs version ofΒ βcomfortβ is hilariously different
Don't ever say some shit to me like it's a dog eat dog world. I honestly think it's bad when dogs do that to each other
Feeling kind of silly nowβ¦
They should do this for humans and one of these
anyone remember that book by the curious george authors abt the transgender kangaroo











