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@coati-mundi

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the meat paintings are, understandably, the pieces that elicit the most questions. the first is usually, "why meat?" the glib answer is: "you can only paint so many pears." / scott conary, meat paintings.

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

I'm not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I'll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I'd rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out

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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

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put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

1 minute til hatman

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

Trying my best to spread this

Sorry for not giving the link earlier πŸ’”

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Don't ever say some shit to me like it's a dog eat dog world. I honestly think it's bad when dogs do that to each other