the meat paintings are, understandably, the pieces that elicit the most questions. the first is usually, "why meat?" the glib answer is: "you can only paint so many pears." / scott conary, meat paintings.
did u know u can pet me and call me cute
you will experience the funny surprise I do!
it appears you pet me!
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π¬ New ask game
Reblog this post and let your followers assign you a minecraft mob according to your vibes
Or write in the tags which minecraft mob you associate with yourself
New outfit idea
Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post
love that you based the elytra off of what it's actually named off of, not many people do it and it's criminally underrated love your work immensely!! :)
thank you! philβs elytra (and his godmode wings) are based off actual earwig wings, which have stable βopenβ and βcloseβ states that donβt require muscle power.
[image: Phil yawns and stretches, flapping his membranous wings to unfold them from under his elytra.]
earwig wings are very beautiful in real life, i donβt usually do them enough justice
[image: Philβs wings are extended behind him, reflecting light into a kaleidoscope of colors.]
βCut a chrysalis open, and you will find a rotting caterpillar. What you will never find is that mythical creature, half caterpillar, half butterfly, a fit emblem for the human soul, for those whose cast of mind leads them to seek such emblems. No, the process of transformation consists almost entirely of decay.β
β From Regeneration by Pat Barker (via percybysshes)
Emily Perkins as Brigitte Fitzgerald Ginger Snaps (2000) dir.Β John Fawcett
imagine these crawling on ur desk eating crumbs on ur desk like insects and theyre like ant-sized
it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?
who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man
anon please what does this mean
i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now
"I can fix him" "i can make him worse" I can pet him on the head like a dogy
some sobriety ideas
Listen to me.Β If the weekend comes and you canβt stand the thought of not having your time filled with survival requirements and/or the idea of socializing un-anesthetized scares/freaks/weirds the fuck out of you? Go see a therapist and tell them that. Tell them that you canβt stand the thought of doing nothing. Or doing something for no reason other than enjoying it. Tell them you canβt relax without chemical help, be it socially or just in general.Β It is not normal. Everyone doesnβt live that way. Even all the people you go drinking with on the weekend? Not all of them need it. But you? You canβt have time off without it. Thatβs not normal. Look. Iβm not hating on social drinking. Before the pandemic, my favorite thing to do with my friends was go to a local brewery and try all the weirdest beer I could find. But when that wasnβt an option, I wasnβt destitute. Boy howdy though there were some people I knew who were. And more importantly, Iβve known people who got help. Some of them got therapy and some got on medication, and it was a world of difference. Some of them even can still drink and often do! But they arenβt driven to it by any need other than wondering what a beer thatβs calledΒ βGirl From IPA-nenaβ tastes like.
May his memory be a blessing.
Willem ArondΓ©us (22 August 1894 β 1 July 1943) was a Dutch artist and author who joined the Dutch anti-Nazi resistance movement during World War II. He participated in the bombing of the Amsterdam public records office to hinder the Nazi German effort to identify Dutch Jews and others wanted by the Gestapo. ArondΓ©us was caught and executed soon after his arrest. Yad Vashem recognized ArondΓ©us as Righteous Among the Nations.
Their attack, which took place on 27 March 1943, was partially successful, and they managed to destroy 800,000 identity cards, and retrieve 600 blank cards and 50,000 guilders. The building was blown up and no one was caught on the night of the attack. However, due to an unknown betrayer, ArondΓ©us was arrested on 1 April 1943. ArondΓ©us refused to give up the rest of his team.
ArondΓ©us was openly gay before the war and defiantly asserted his sexuality before his execution. His final words were:
"Tell the people that homosexuals are not by definition weak."
From Wikipedia
best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing
Ah, there it is!
The TUMBLER!
ok wait what's everyone's character assassination pet peeve. like a trait writers or fans will give a character that is fairly insignificant but so blatantly ooc that it ignites the most primal of rage. mine is whenever i see sonic the hedgehog smoking
The irony to this is that I'm pretty sure there's official art out there with sonic smoking π
Edit: I think this is it
THEY MADE HIM SMOKE AND LITTER??? ON GOD
phew i'm glad there was a reasonable explanation for this















