If I hear one more person judge Jere for something that happened in the books, but hasn’t even happened on the show yet, I will scream!! Let’s not act like if Jeremiah hadn’t set off those fireworks Belly wouldn’t have kissed Conrad while she was already talking to Cam. Do we just pretend that Conrad also wasn’t already talking to (and apparently other things considering the condoms Belly found in his room) Nicole. Let’s not act like Belly didn’t kiss Conrad when she knew damn well she had already started something with Jeremiah. And, yes, I get that Conrad and Belly weren’t in official relationships but it was okay for them to kiss others while talking to other people? Especially Conrad, because wasn’t he talking to Nicole for a little bit? You could see how hurt she was that he tried to play her with Belly. I’m just saying y’all like to call Jere a cheater (when him and Belly were on a break, but I’m going to leave that alone) but have no problem when Belly and Conrad just play with other people’s feelings like theirs are the only ones that are important. But I guess screw other people as long as Belly and Conrad are happy. (I’m going to hurl, I swear)
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
I never go on twitter (because, you know, it’s twitter) but I just had a look at it to check up on Hank and I’m glad to see he’s being *extremely* Hank about this
daggers-drawn
I’m saying “it’s right”
catdragonunicorn
All of us are saying “it’s right.”
generation-zoomer
It’s right
It’s right.
Right
right as fuck
I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered
I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”
Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft
In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.
Yeah this all checks out
Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance releasing new music in 2023 to fight their one common enemy (Brendon Urie)
I feel like a proud football coach or something going around shaking hands with all the players on the team after a win. Great work everyone! Hit the showers!
After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.
This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!
My parents were not very good teachers of life skills so this is G R E A T.
And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins
@moss-wizard of course this isn’t how we serve it!!
It has to be in a dish with much higher sides, so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesn’t escape and blorp blorp blorp across mom’s nice tablecloth
SLICE YOUR CANNED BOGBERRY GOO INTO DISCS BEFORE SERVING, YOU FILTHY HERETICS.
NO. IT WILL BE SERVED IN PROPER CAN SHAPE, AND WILL HAVE ITSELF SCOOPED INTO WEIRD SHAPES THE WAY THE GODS INTENDED
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING DISCOURSE ON MY GODDAMN TIMELINE. I WILL SCOOP AND CUT AT THE TABLE. PRESENT ME THE CAN. I WISH TO SEE THE LINES!!!
If Elon starts beef with wikipedia they should start hosting that kid's tracking data for the Musk jet on their front page
CAMERON MAHKENT as THE FOUR CONFUSED HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE
Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand
And who is the guy burying him in the sand
(At the Injustice Society meeting)
Icicle: Ok, so our new country needs Universal Healthcare and no racism, what else?
Sportsmaster: BI RIGHTS!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Icicle:
Gambler:
Magician:
Tigress: We have an arrangement, it’s fine.
Icicle:
Icicle: *slowly writes ‘Bi Rights’ on paper*
gayvoidprince
I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones
Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃
WHAT
maximum-mom
Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.
Fucking what?!
Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.
I just stood up so fast and snatched mine out of my closet brb going to the sink
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The single greatest image ever created! Snoopy and his brothers!!!