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...still thinking too ethically
I think about this every hour of every day of every month by the way
This 1865 English Neo-Classical in Lafayette, Indiana is huge inside. It has 6bd 4 full baths & 2 1/2baths, and is priced at $885K.
The Empress, in Little Rock, Arkansas is gorgeous 1888 Victorian that is currently a bed & breakfast/wedding venue. It has 10bd 10.5ba & is listed for $1.1M.
I can’t believe that this 1895 Classic Revival style stone home in Grand Rapids, Michigan is under $1M. It has 4bd 5ba and is listed for $899,900.
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
Beautiful 1879 Victorian in Evansville, Indiana has 3bd 3ba and is listed for $399K. Notice how the roof slopes in spots.
Found out yesterday my parents met because they were working the same wedding anniversary party. My one mom was the singer for the party and my other mom was part of the hula hālau hired to dance. And they've been together for 24 years!
i freaking love parent stories. my parents met at a bar and my dad flirted with my mom all night, and she gave him her number. but he chickened out of calling her, because he was between jobs and didn’t think he could take her out properly. sometime later, he DID call but she’d moved by then and the new tenants wouldn’t give him any contact info. two years later, he was bartending at a DIFFERENT bar when she walked in. he quit his shift, hopped over the bar, and spent the rest of the night groveling until she agreed to give him her number again. they’ve been together 40 years now.
My parents were introduced by friends which is boring, but my GRANDPARENTS
were working for the same engineering company, and my grandmother was in the break room, observing this tall young gentleman doing something curious. You know those little paper cones they have in sleeves at the water cooler so you can get a little drink on the go? My grandfather was taking out the cones, cutting off the veriest tips with a pair of scissors, and then putting them back in the sleeve. And then he sat back in the break room to watch and giggle as people came to get a drink and dribbled water all down their front.
And my grandmother saw all this happening, and thought to herself, That's the one for me.
go white boy! get stupid!
lost in the sauce
Happy Wet Beast Wednesday
land otter
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.
I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.
Source: wdbj7.com
chefpyro
i’m having a stroke
can somebody caption this for me
magearna
I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….
just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate
