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cluckpotato

@cluckpotato

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he/they

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

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me before getting to the end of this post

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im waiting for my roommate to come home with pokemon and modeled a really shitty wooloo that my computer is now exploding trying to understand that i want this motherfucker to be as floppy as possible

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might be too floppy

he might die

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I really wake up and am like [ circus music plays ] [ circus music plays ] [ circus music plays ] [ circus music plays ] [ circus music plays ] [ circus mu