i love Ray Holt, my dramatic dad.

I’m putting my foot down, if you don’t Know you’re flirting you’re not Flirting. Flirting requires knowledge and intent. If you’re not doing it on purpose you’re just bantering. I will die on this hill, yes.

I always feel like people think I’m flirting and that makes me feel unsafe. this makes me feel like I have some agency and that I can just kinda say, “no, flirting requires forethought. we’re just talking and I’m being nice.”

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

yg fso should get at least 1 more season, but its unlikely with seungris enlistment coming up.

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

Bruh, it’s an apple.

him eating apple floss

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUNGRI!

Seungri talking about his hyungs

Translated by: _mtrang_

2018.11.11 - Alen Walker’s Instagram Update with Seungri: Who won the “Vodcow” challenge? Find out in episode #8 of the Unmasked Vlog - out tomorrow!

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One of the funniest stage malfunctions 

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Bonus meme:

How come Bigbang’s humor is overlooked? Imo they’re one of the funniest kpop groups

This video will be some of the best 11 minutes of your life. The evolution of Lee Seungri 2006 to 2018.

OK I’m so done with this two now…