I fucking hate this

Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem

nobody:

me:

Secret Lovers by Mahdieh Farhadkiaei

ryan lo spring 2018

me when i sense the slightest change of tone in someone’s voice

mitski, i bet on losing dogs (2016) / rafael canogar, the wounded one (el herido) (1969)

please listen to Bert’s nephew i am begging you

FLORENCE PUGH © Virtuosos Award at Santa Barbara International Film Festival (January 18th, 2020) // Make-up by Naoko Scintu, Hair Styles by Peter Lux, Styling by Rebecca Corbin Murray, and Dress by Maison Valentino

Ana de Armas attends the Knives Out premiere during the 63rd BFI London Film Festival at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square, October 8, 2019.

i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

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PLEASEGXDHDWE

Me when I get to see some strangers fighting at Applebee’s.

I just died

ネコ、ハチとの闘いに敗れる

(Cat’s nose after losing a battle with a bee. : awwから)

clown