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@clownboybeebop / clownboybeebop.tumblr.com

a.j, 20s, he/him
d&d side blog: @theboarboyz

New candy unlocked

So....

Tastes like Alum but stronger? 🤤

geologists will lick rocks

even when they're formed not deep in the bowls of the earth, but in the raging heat of a nuclear reactor

I assume by modelling what it would do to your tastebuds, comparing that to other tastes’ reactions, etc.

No idea how they’d verify the models but that’s how I think they’d do it

They literally just tasted it like they ate it and everything

In the comments section of a Twitter post, an individual, Daniel Feldman, shed light on an incident involving Donald Mastick, an American chemist, who accidentally swallowed a small amount of plutonium during an experiment gone awry in 1944. The vial containing the plutonium chloride dissolved in an acid solution exploded in the laboratory, prompting Mastick to recover the plutonium he had ingested. According to Feldman and Wikipedia, Mastick had his stomach pumped and his breath tested for radioactivity for the rest of his life. He was also forbidden from working in a laboratory again. Despite these setbacks, Mastick lived until the age of 87 and even obtained a Ph.D. in physics.

My man got a free pass from the Gods and a taste of the forbidden fruit

Note: he was forbidden because he was radioactive and kept fucking things up just by being there, not cuz they were worried he'd eat more.

Or so they claim anyway

Don’t let any of this distract you from the fact that is a photo and description of a candy product, Nuclear Energy Powder - Plutonium Pear

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

Since I'm almost done working on em here's my demolition lovers costumes so far!

I started this in like mid/late March I believe

This is my first time doing beading ever, I probably should have started with something smaller or even tested on some scrap but I am nothing if not stupidly ambitious.

I wanna say this is roughly 14hours of work so far, I still want to add more to the dress and possibly make some accessories, we will see what I can get done by Saturday lol

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when cis people talk about my pre-trans self its he/him and my name. when i talk about my pre-trans self she's a young girl and i killed her and dug her grave with my bare hands and one day i will lie down with her again and our bones will intertwine. you understand

i casked of amontilladoed her. sometimes i go down to the basement and lean against the last couple bricks missing from the wall and we share a drink. she was so, so tired, you know? and it’s very quiet down there, and she’s safe. the wine is very sweet.

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the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

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ahhh you know what. im sleepy. ill make a promo post for the next stream tomorrow. nobody poison my blog while im gone okay?

sorry sorry sorry sorry it spilled on accident sorry for the poison sorry