WIS-10 CHA+10

Since I'm free, I think I should go to sleep.

暇だから寝ようかな。

オレはさんせいです

I agree!

it’s-friday.avi

Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the "woke mob" but not from the dastardly Frenchman

posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

Call me orange the way I be meanderin

When the world is cruel and unwelcoming, press ZL to turn into a squid

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

// An AI company wants to pay you cryptocurrency to absorb your biometric data through their steel orbs. What problems could possibly come from that???

Item: Orb of Eyeball Scanning. Don’t worry, when it absorbs your identity into the company’s pool, it will pay you in magic money, so that’s fine.

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

what if companies had the technology to calculate the total amount of time you’ve spent stuck in time loops and treated them as resume gaps in job interviews god i’m getting pissed off just thinking about it

I'm not corrupted by the amulet or anything but people who might try to touch or steal it from me definitely have to die. just as a moral thing

Our very own Tumblr CEO, @david is Metal Gear Solid’s Big Boss this Halloween. Yup, our Big Boss is better than your Big Boss! 

go to hell david

Metal Gear is ruined

i threw up in my mouth

Fuck off Karp!! You fuckin

idk what y’all nerds are talking about but i’d let him piss in my asshole

date of origin: 30th of october, 2015.

Art is a circle

thinking about this today

imagine you're in a timeloop and everything goes exactly the same every time, except for a random user that just posts completely differently each loop. sometimes they don't post at all. they never post about the timeloop, though

during one loop you message them to ask if they know what's going on and they immediately block you and go back to posting