[ID: A screenshot of a tweet by dirkgirl jadeguy @jadevrisrezi that says “chart” and shows an image with three characters, each with descriptions. The first character is Rebecca Bunch from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and is captioned “left high-powered law job to chase a boy. no longer practices law and did not end up with said boy, but found herself along the way”. The second character is Elle Woods from Legally Blonde and is captioned “took up law to chase a boy. didn’t end up with said boy, but discovered a passion for law, and realized she deserved better than the boy she way chasing”. The final character is Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney with the caption “took up law to chase a boy. it fucking worked.” /End ID].

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

New immortal vs. old immortal

This seems to be what I've learned.

tshirt that says SOMETIMES WHEN A CHARACTER’S ACTIONS DON’T MATCH THEIR WORDS IT ISN’T BAD WRITING IT’S A NUANCE THE AUDIENCE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PICKING UP ON

Myeah sometimes this particular blorbo is fulla crap and lying like a woven rug.

into the soup

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?

i can't feel my legs

A shame. Rest in the dining hall. The Yuri nuns will attend to your wounds.

Egads. Perhaps you may wait here. The nuns appear occupied.

dark science beyond belief

Sketch

Considering the way she fights, she probably also like dancing in general

It's me boy, the PS5,

Women are my favorite guy

Cowboy times, I'm wanting more

Leave the girl, stop the war

Boom, inside your brain go zoom

Play my games, feel the groove

Playstation 5 overload

Everybody MOOOOOVEMENT

started playing wind waker and it is making a STRONG case to be my new favorite zelda game. also, king of red lions is making me crazy. “hurry up, link, no time to play around!” dude I’m 12 what are you talking about

fascinating when a character has so much transgender swag that transfems see them as transfem and transmascs see them as transmasc.

exactly

Did you bury a god of harvest in that pot before you planted the strawberries? Asking for a friend.