Bro dodged a bullet 😬
Dodged a nuclear warhead is more like it
I bet her kids are not even acute
Homegirl thought she’d get the family plan on the first date?
Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.
“We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do it here in space.“
no one follows the trees warning
You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN
I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.
My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.
Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.
i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
Being on tumblr for years like:
this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older
its labor day post mpreg karl marx
What political statement is this even meant to convey
Settle a bet.
soooo true bestie
Gaston is governed by standard 1990s Disney villain rules. He has the same vulnerabilities as Frollo or Scar. Kronk, however, is governed by Looney Tunes protagonist rules. He has no vulnerabilities.
I'm having a great time
Another day another slay
We're making progress
We violenced too close to the sun
We've won the game, everything else is a side quest
My honest reaction to this information
Baby please maybe we can share
That Absolut making Staeve a little sassy
We got a little TOO sassy
Brain damaged for you babygirl <3
Why are you the way that you are
I'm not saying we're the bad guys, but I'm also not not saying we're the bad guys
Protect Karlach at all costs
