Hello all, my name is Clock (he/him) and this here’s my blog. I am a hobby artist who enjoys drawing dragons, MMORPG OCs, and other gnarly characters. Currently, I play FFXIV and WoW. You’ll find my art here as well as all the other stuff I enjoy, which is sometimes NSFW, so don’t follow me if you’re under 18 please. Twitter: https://twitter.com/clockworkpriest Pillowfort: pillowfort.social/Clockwork Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/clockworkpriest
6/13/2023 Guess who’s realizing they probably should upgrade their phone before college starts! I have some saved up already, but I need to make about $500 more in order to pay for a brand new phone. Any reblogs or purchases or donations are greatly welcome and appreciated! Thanks everyone!!
The entire first half of Endwalker is just Hass fighting with the guilt-manifested-vision of his dead husband who keeps yelling at him about how they should have taken that PTO when they had the chance. @clockworkpriest
marriage counseling could have solved this
your honor they’re still in love even if they’re monsters
Feel free to DM me if interested or with questions. Visual refs highly recommended but not required, I can use text/mood boards/etc.
Want something else? Please see my carrd for more options :3
(Special thanks to Team Ponderance featured above! <3)
Oh, I have awaited you patiently all this time ____
lays here dying theyre already dead but it’s ok in this instance @clockworkpriest
Anonymous asked:
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
sorry
2014-2017 WoW lore is so funny because it would be someone saying something like "DNI if you think any of this character's actions were justified. I am NOT arguing about this anymore, you all make me sick." so you google the character and open images and you just get this
if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.
— capitalists
edit 4/14/23: I HAVE EXTENDED THE SALE DUE TO UNFORSEEN EXPENSES!
!!!SKETCH SALE!!! Feb. 11, 2023 - Jun. 30, 2023
Prices on sketches are reduced for a limited time and will include color for free!
PRICES: Bust: $20 Half-body: $25 Full-body: $30
*Extra character = Add +50% base price *Simple bg = Add $5
Note: Regular commissions are still available! DM/email me with questions/orders! Paypal only. Please mention ‘sketch sale’ in your message!
Two babies and their babysitter. But you have to figure out which one is which.
(Sdir on the left belongs to @clockworkpriest )