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Hello!

@clockwork-conspiracies / clockwork-conspiracies.tumblr.com

I promise I'm a huge nerd and I love to chat so come say hi!

Hey!

My names Alex! I post band stuff and really anything else I like on here. I'm an astrophysics major so also a lot of space stuff too

Asexual, trans guy, 19, he/him pronouns

Profile pic and other art can be found at @clockwork-conspiracies-art sometimes I reblog things from it on here but not always.

Feel free to send me any suggestions for art stuff! Or just message or send an ask if you want to chat!

(some Bands I like: Waterparks, Set it Off, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, I Don’t Know How But They Found Me, Lord Huron, The Happy Fits)

Currently reading: Contact by Carl Sagan

Some tags you see on this blog:

My uncle, who grew up a poor immigrant on a pig farm, became a heart surgeon and keeps marrying into wealth.  His third wife is from old money.  She’s very sweet and I do love her to death but she’s completely out of touch with anyone who is not born wealthy.  She told me “Oh you simply MUST rent a villa in Italy for a summer.  It’s so great.”      Bless my uncle, he just started laughing his ass off and said, “Joan, normal people don’t do that.” 

She was so confused.  

Can “Joan, normal people don’t do that” be added to the “Harold, they’re lesbians” litany?

Seconded.

thirded

Had an MRI today. 10/10. Almost fell asleep. Super nice technician doing my scans

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i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

I don’t think we talk about platonic yearning as much as we should

I don’t want to meet them irl so we can kiss and go on dates. I want to meet them so we can sit together in our pajamas and dance to lovejoy in our bedroom and so I can give them piggyback rides and let them hold my stuffed animals and snuggle on the couch and go for walks together and maybe go on some dates as a treat. I dont want to meet them because I like them romantically, I want to meet them because I love them platonically.

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ladychurch

Darn shame if this circulated…

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.