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★Aodhan | he/they★ | ILLUSTRATION ARTIST | COMMISSIONS CLOSED @ ko-fi.com/clockheart 

i am once again in need of funds for groceries and rent, so im opening slots for full body sketch commissions. its 20 dollars a pop, dm me if ur interested

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nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

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sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

if i were an ant trapped in a microwave (accident) while stuck in a bowl of food (on purpose) i would simply wriggle my way into the center of the food mass to save myself from being cooked. i will figure out how i escape later but i think ill be ok

hm.... good strategy.... but the difference between your plan and mine is that my plan ensures ill be so so covered in sauce and spices and flavor. ill be the talk of the ant colony

i have got to get out of this microwave

Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.