Chloé

@clo-xx16

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

This is the good luck post, yo!

Click Here To Support Mystery Cat You Met On A Walk Once, She Followed You Around For A Bit And Let You Pet Her Before Going On Her Way. It Was Years Ago But You Will Never Forget Her. 

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

my firstborn child has been stolen

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

Here he is, the Pizza Boy

And so it continues

Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.

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Welcome to Tumblr.

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Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

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What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

Waaaaat

Yup

I’m doubting

I call bullshit

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

It’s the same as it was on my dash

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

How the fuck

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confused

It didn’t work??

OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

(Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)

Hozier releasing new music right on the verge of autumn makes me feel such powerful mystical gay woodland faery energy like yes almighty father let’s go to the forest and sing long forgotten rhymes whilst you teach me how to love myself