Shaq is back

when u accidently type me instead of my 

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

typing “laso” instead of “also”

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

what does being straight have to do with appreciating the sunset..

Both of these are true friendships

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location 

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

answer the question grave robber

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

lmao bitch you thought

shook’d

these photos of harrison ford in a club are the funniest things ive ever seen.. like a literal mr. krabs meme 

Here’s how Bernie can still win

your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child

this actress has always been amazing and gets zero shine