I hear comedians talk about female orgasms. Did that happen? I don't know. Sometimes they just aren't body shaking yell-moan worthy orgasms. But dude sometimes I don't even know if I orgasmed..I'll be masturbating and even I'm like did that happen? I wasn't paying attention XD still can I get a hell yeah to females ability to orgasm as much as they want? It's awesome but lol it's like damn baby I need a break.
1. Make sure you spend time alone together.
2. Appreciate each other, and express your gratitude. Don’t take them for granted – or you may regret it later!
3. Major on communicating openly and honestly (share and talk about everything).
4. Don’t let offenses and irritations become huge resentments – which build a wall between you.
5. Get a handle on your jealousy. Be open and confront it in a real and honest way.
6. Allow your partner to be a flawed human being. Don’t expect them to be perfect, or to please you all the time.
7. Show affection, and demonstrate you care.
8. Let go of your need to be seen as being right; and don’t be stubborn or demand your own way.
Some might be afraid of how small they are compared to this vast universe we life in. Me? I find it comforting. I look out to the night sky and let go of all my insignificant worries. Our bodies and our world may be small, but our life's aren't. We don't own the world. We were allowed to live on it and it's our job to take care of it and each other. No one else is going to do it. They have their own worlds to worry about.
Who's the girl that says silence justice?
I should keep “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” containers and put other things in them, so when I open them later, I’m right.
Enjoy the little things. -Zombieland
I want to go out with a chick who I swear looks so familiar but she denies ever meeting me before every time. And as we are finishing our vows she leans in and whispers "I was in that commercial who's tune you keep humming". And part of me finds it amusing as I know how amused she has been but the other side is like why didn't you convince those stupid people to make a commercial that makes fucking sense? And you guessed it! Car commercial. And ever sense we had started dating that tune reemerged and just haunted me the whole fucking time.
I feel like my childhood led me to believe worms in apples would be a much more common problem.
you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself
I’ve never read a science article that says an animal is dumber than we previously thought.
High-functioning anxiety sounds like…
You’re not good enough. You’re a bad friend. You’re not good at your job. You’re wasting time. You’re a waste of time. Your boyfriend doesn’t love you. You’re so needy. What are you doing with yourself? Why would you say that? What if they hate it? Why can’t you have your shit together? You’re going to get anxious and because you’re going to get anxious, you’re going to mess everything up. You’re a fraud. Just good at faking it. You’re letting everybody down. No one here likes you.
All the while, it appears perfectly calm.
It’s always looking for the next outlet, something to channel the never-ending energy. Writing. Running. List-making. Mindless tasks (whatever keeps you busy). Doing jumping jacks in the kitchen. Dancing in the living room, pretending it’s for fun, when really it’s a choreographed routine of desperation, trying to tire out the thoughts stuck in your head.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen it written out as if it were describing me exactly.
I see at 2am
(via the-taintedtruth)
Sounds like me actually. Yay me.
I’m such a laid back person you can tell me “goodnight” and I can see you posting and I understand sometimes you just need time to yaself to enjoy ur dash without talking to anybody, i get ya shorty do ya thing
This is so important
I never thought of this.
I miss the days when picking out a movie meant going with your family to Blockbuster.
Oh the days..we saw the remains of an old sign today.
My bird makes little cooing noises when I masturbate and if she is out of her cage, always gets really close up next to me. Watches. Why do animals always be weird about that shit? My cat did it too. And I've seen dogs do it. Shit I've seen a dog lick a chicks vagina before. I was like 10 it was some shit and she was like look what he will do! Fucking animals.
