enraptured by the beanie baby documentary
this isn’t fair i was sitting right next to nat (op) when he posted this do i not get any secondhand clout because i was too busy playing ffxiv to participate in the beanie baby documentary
gamers these days will be like “ohhh i must queue up to make my bunny boy fight elfs” or whatever and will not simply Look Up and gaze into the expressive eyes of a beanie right on their tv… #society
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”
always reblog tumblr identification
this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out
im laughins so hard who changed it
WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST
No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this
Some bloggers went to a Michelin-starred restaurant called Bros and published possibly the funniest and most horrifying image I’ve seen in years
Okay link sharing on tumblr is being weird but here’s the full article
If you have the time I really recommend giving it a read, it’s a trip.
Some of my favorite moments:
This is all so very cursed and evil.
Please, read the article
How are you gonna not mention the meat droplet course??
There are times I disagree strongly with food culture. This being one of them. It’s the culinary equivalent of having a conversation with a conspiracy theorist who thinks the earth is flat and trees aren’t real. You’re speaking the same language but somehow everything they say is slightly off
I’m sorry how could you forget the chefs response?
I get auditory hallucinations when I start falling asleep (no idea why, I just do). usually it's mundane, or sometimes very annoying noises that wake me up, most common are mumbled conversation in a Café and the sounds of power tools on a construction site.
but just now instead, as I was trying to fall asleep, I heard a like... old man voice say "I am casting my most powerful Tuna Spells" and honestly my brain might be haunted by a wizard
take 2 of trying to fall asleep, same old man voice said: "I can form conjurations beyond your wildest imaginations" and then Party Rock Anthem started playing so loud I got jump scared
the bastard who won't let me sleep
sorry, i just really needed someone to talk to and no one else was up. and please forgive the music. it helps me conjure
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
This is the worst addition to this post
I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
Last time I saw this
post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at
the second Eggman
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them
(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)
I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers
Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is
KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it
I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker
essence of ronald reagan
going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.
I CHANGED MY MIND NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO WHATEVERS IN THE AREA 51 DEL TACO
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.
Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in its’ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and more…dare I say it…sane than most families portrayed on TV.
The comedy in the show came from the family’s “odd” lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didn’t make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.
These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.
Relationship goals. LIFE goals.
Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became “normal” for a period and although they were shocked and didn’t know how to handle it, they didn’t mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.
Reblogged for truth.
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Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and I’m happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.
It’s nobody’s surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomez’s words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.
“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”
The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like “awesome”) has lost a lot of it’s original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesn’t really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as it’s often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to control…or even to comprehend.
Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.
“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”
Gomez isn’t advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (who’s idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)
Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how she’s an untameable force of nature who’s grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.
I’ll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:
“When I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.”
- -Sanjay Kulkarni
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#LoveAMuslim restores my hope in humanity
The very first scene in the Red Pyramid when Sadie keeps disobeying their father and Carter’s like “BuT wE HavE to StAY PuT!”
Sadie CALLING. OUT. the policeman for asking her if she considers Carter a “real brother” just because they look different
Carter being a supportive older brother when they first get to the Brooklyn House
When Carter meets Zia and Sadie describes him as having a “puppy dog” face
When Carter mentions taking Zia to the mall and she’s like “is that a date?” and Carter gets all flustered, I love my nerdy boy
When the Kanes are first learning how to do magic and Carter can only summon a butter knife while Sadie SETS THE PAPYRUS ON FIRE
Carter carrying bird Sadie through the airport and that one business man sees him on the elevator and says “I’ll take the stairs”
Just Carter talking about racial profiling and his experiences with racism
Just anytime Sadie talks about Anubis or Walt and how good looking they are,,, like girl SAME
Sadie going back to London and introducing her mates to the wild and wacky world of Egyptian magic
“So when she told us the dwarf was driving us to Russia, I was like, ‘Whatever.’ And I got into the car”
Sadie finding out Carter’s secret name and being supportive and understanding even though she could 100% take advantage of it
Anytime Carter describes Zia, did I mention that I love my nerdy boy
“So you have to have bebsi with your bizza?” “Brobably”,,, my angels
Sadie and Zia immediately becoming friends and there’s none of that weird envious girl drama that most male authors seem to think exists
CARTER IN POKEMON PAJAMAS,, MASTER PRANKSTER SADIE
When Sadie’s staring at the picture of Anubis and Carter just blurts out “Uh WaLT LiKeS YOu”
When Ra awakes and he’s so incredibly senile, I found this incredibly hilarious like that’s it that’s the climax of the story
CARTER WITH THE LITTLE TIKES AT THE BROOKLYN HOUSE,, BABYSITTER OF THE YEAR
also just the character of Shelby in general, I love her
Sadie teasing Carter about Zia
When Osiris summons Ammit to literally eat the hearts of the wicked and Sadie responds by running up to pet him and call him Poochiekins
Bonus: “’Sadie,’ Dad said firmly, ‘Please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins.’”
Carter’s response when Zia kisses him,, “I said something like ‘hum-uh-huh’”
Sadie asking Carter for details about said kiss
Carter being weirded out that his new girlfriend is now possessed by an older man lfjasdkfjd
Just,, the entire last battle scene. All of the initiates being badass as fuck and the Kane Siblings being there for each other and working like such a team
Walt/Anubis: “We speak with one voice, especially on this matter, no one hurts Sadie Kane”
when they do the final spell and its so powerful and badass, sibling goals
Carter becoming pharoah??? I LOVE MY NERDY BOY
Carter and Zia a the mall and him wondering how he ended up with such a beautiful girl
When Sadie’s ghost mom pulls her aside in the land of the dead just to talk about boys
Sadie and Walt dancing on the roof
SUCH GOOD BOOKS 11/10 WOULD ABSOLUTELY RECOMMEND
Stephanie: Do you want me to write a rap about your name?
Bruce: No.
Stephanie: *rapping* Bruce Bruce orange juice.
Bruce: When will death come for me.
Stephanie: Nothing. You did nothing to deserve me. Which is why you should spend every moment in fear that I might chose to deprive you of my presence.
Bruce: I’ve never felt more hopeful.
Stephanie: Not you. I’m your problem forever and always.
the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story
A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
yaaaas!
I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE LOVERS.
Okay, okay, so short version:
Joker seduced Harley while he was in Arkham and she was his psychologist. He did so by manipulating sessions to make him seem pitiable.
Harley broke Joker out. Joker was originally going to kill her then, but fans had latched onto Harley Quinn’s new look and she was a fan favorite (mind you as I recall, she was originally introduced in BTAS, and then transferred to the comics later). So she ended up surviving his first murder attempt.
He decided that although annoying she could still be useful (since she’s actually brilliant, and at this point somewhat codependent). This leads to a string of horrific abuses and murder attempts. Including (in the TV show alone) throwing her through a window that is at *least* three stories up, choking her, beating her with a hammer, threatening her with one of his gag guns (which, depending on the gun, may or may not kill her in various ways), and attempting to get hyenas to eat her.
In the comics, it includes starving her, chaining her to a wall in a sewer on top of corpses of “failed Harleys,” poisoning her, leaving her in burning buildings, pushing her into the line of police fire, gaslighting her basically every time he fails to kill her, and the list goes on. When she becomes pregnant with her and Joker’s kid, she leaves for nine months, to her sister’s place, and gives birth there. She doesn’t tell Joker about the kid (and goes out of her way to prevent Joker from finding out). She tells Canary that it’s because Mr. J would be too busy for a kid, but if you pay attention to Harley’s behavior throughout the comic, the clear subtext is “My kid would end up dead or worse if Joker knew about her.”
Additionally, post break up, she notes he was abusive, says it wasn’t love, it was manipulation, and frequently describes it as the worst part of her life.
I’m no expert but I remember one more thing… she said he never noticed she was gone for those 9 months.
THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.
This is why couples are creepy as fuck for dressing up as Harley and the joker and why people are especially fucked up for thinking the relationship they had in suicide squad was “goals”
In superhero comics, heroes bleed all the time but no one has ran a dna test to find their true identity.
So I heard Super Sons is being cancelled in May and honestly what the fuck DC??? I trusted you
Whaaaaat? No you can't take my sons away from me dc!
Oh. My. God. I just found out about this movie called “In Between” which follows the lives of three strong, independent Palestinian women. And get this: one of the main characters is an ARAB LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll repeat it in case you didn’t hear me scream: THERE IS A MOVIE ABOUT AN ARAB LESBIAN!!!!!!!!
And not only is this the first Arab movie I know of that focuses (and I’m gonna say it again) on ARAB LESBIANS!!!! the actress herself is gay in real life and is an awesome woman who has been know for her art and work before. Her name is Sana Jammalieh and in case you don’t know her, I strongly suggest you check her out.
Representation Matters!
I’M WATCHING THIS RN
