Michael Clifford is adorable

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

Emma’s reaction though 

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

girl you think you slick, tryna get my dragonballs

my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”

our dishwasher broke over a year ago

our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013

the mystery has been solved

I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us

I like how “as fuck” is a unit of measurement now.

We correct autocorrect more than it corrects us

It actually bothers me that there are thousands of really really good songs I will never listen to.

You ever notice how there’s a “d” in fridge, but no “d” in refrigerator?

I don’t know what the collective noun for puns are but I hope it is a Punnet.

“ladies first” probably became a rule of etiquette because a bunch of old-timey dudes wanted to get a look at dat booty.

Is the ocean salty because land doesn’t wave back?

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

^ I see only truth in this post

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

@Black Women NOW IM MAD

I liveeeeee for the name Mona'Quisha 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I’m gonna reblog this every time I see this XD

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.